JCC I've just taken 96 packets of Mild Sauce from Taco Bell

Me: and Mild sauce. I didn't get any last time and got it in the neck from my mrs.

Them: itsover there, help your self.

And I did.

 

but fire sauce.

 

I'm pretty sure that's what they do with all the acid in dead batteries.

 

Possibly. But I don't care, I don't eat that ****.

And it's 97, one was hiding. So close to a century, very frustrating.

 

Ninety-seven packets of sauce on the plate.

Ninety-seven packets of sauce

Take one down, pass it around

Ninety-six packets of sauce on the plate

 

Ah, I was starting to wonder where that diggy smell came from...

 

And there is 98. Just call me Agar.

 

Green Sauce > Mild Sauce

 

2. ?
3. Profit!

 

Line them up in 98 shot glasses and see how far you can get

 

So now some poor fellow will have to return home and explain to his significant other that Taco Bell was out of mild sauce.

With an excuse like that, you've probably just ended a marriage.

 

I've ended marriages for less. Including my first.

But I got 98 packets and a hot sauce ain't one.

 

I'm not a sauce person. So me not giving a sauce> your statement.

 

You're taking 90 packets belies that.

 

98. And no. They were not for me, they were to delight my wife. And they did.

 

You should line up the packets so their catchphrases tell a compelling story.

 

then i shall call you... "comrade"

 

You will call me masser.

 

on the very very rare occasion that i get pizza hut (because its hella gross), i nonchalantly steal all of their little to-go packets of parmesan cheese. can never have enough emergency parm.

 

I bet if I asked your old lady if you were passive aggressive, she'd have a mild sauce moment of clarity.

 

Congratulations. I'll be sure to send you a merit badge.

 

Now when you go to Taco Bell and they ask if you want hot or mild sauce you can say no thank you and walk off with and evil, knowing giggle.