Jessica Alba......................................................................might have herpes.

Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?

First of all if this is true I hope Derek Jeter dies horribly for giving our lovely Jessica the gift that keeps on giving. I wonder if Mariah Carey and Jessica Biel are quaking in their boobs. Would you risk it with her if she said she did not have an outbreak going on?

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I have no idea if this is true or not.

 

Goooooooo.......?

 

What is the percent of the human race that has herpes?

Herpes is estimated to affect some 80 million people in America. At least one in five adults in the United States has genital herpes.

http://www.herpes.com/overview.shtml

 

Wait, Derek Jeter has herpes? Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever heard.

 

You..........will never have sex with Jessica Alba. This information effects your life............in no way shape or form.

 

I'm sure that's what they told Derek when he was just a lowly JCC'er.

 

He's like a modern day Rasputin.

 

This gives me the creepy-crawlies.

 

Given her admission of enjoying one night stands there is definitely a very slim chance I could have sex with Jessica Alba.

 

Time to come clean with you my online community of friends.
It was I who gave Miss Alba the herpes.
I'm so ashamed

 

Wow, the no-talent might have a communicable disease? See the look of shock on my face.

 

So is she, I would imagine.

 

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"No, Nancy. I'm old enough to be your grandfather...and I don't want herpes."

 

Shame on you...

 

Keep your fringe to yourself

 

Did you get it from Jeter, too?

 

Alba was skanky before any of this got out and even if isn't true she's still malaysian transexual hooker material.


Edit: Can a mod take out some of the 398 dots in the thread title so the page doesn't scroll?

 

Nah..she'd be much too expensive.
Have transexual Malaysian hookers gone up the market lately? I haven't been keeping in touch.

 

Oh, yeah, it's the latest big thing. All the cool kids have 'em.

You better go out and get one.

 

Man, I can't wait for the next Subway Series game at Shea.

 

Jessica Alba......................................................................might have herpes.


And this surprising.....how exactly?

 

Increase your resolution. The page isn't scrolling for me.

 

Halle Berry was married to Jeter's former teammate David Justice, Juliet 316. I sincerely hope Jeter and Justice did not engage in any activities that transferred the disease.

 

I will never understand why the sex lives and by extension the stds contracted by celebrities are of any relevance to us. Of all the matters in this world there are to be concerned about, the fact that Jessica Alba might possibly have herpes is somehow newsworthy. Thank You Tabloid News.

Homophobic?