Jessica Simpson to co-star in new movie "Major Movie Star" with...

[image=http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2095/steveg5al.jpg]
Steve Guttenberg



Okay, and to make up for having to show you that pic, here's the sexy poster (Simpson only)

 

Guttenburg? Simpson? The Film title is misleading. I see no stars, particularly major ones.

 

Yeah I know

The story is about a movie star (Jessica Simpson) who joins the Marines to escape her old life. Guttenberg plays her controlling agent and Vivica A. Fox is her drill instructor or something...

 

The award for "It didn't get any better than the teaser poster" goes to...

 

Are you sure this isn't a reality show?

 

Tell me anything about Jessica Simpson that is "real"...

 

Who on earth is going to pay money to see that?

 

The same people who paid money to see the Dukes of Hazzard move and Employee of the Month.

 

Hmm. I liked the Dukes movie.

 

Is this the sequel to that stupid Larry the Cable Guy movie?

 

I'm pretty sure her tatas are still real. That's always been her best natural feature anyway.

 

Hey. That stupid Larry the Cable Guy movie had Danny Trejo as a Mexican dictator and therefore is partially awesome (only the parts with Danny Trejo mind you).

[image=http://www.kpbs.org/blogs/movies/files/2007/04/grindhouse-machete.jpg]

 

Upon seeing the poster, a little part of my brain personified itself into a man strapped into one of those old stockades, being shown that poster, and screaming his head off, trying to block the vision from his mind.

 

Damn Stonecutters.

 

Is she going on patrol in Iraq?

 

Damn you! Stole my line