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Jesus was a pimp.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by hear+soul, Mar 5, 2005.

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hear+soul Jedi Master

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Nov 5, 2004

Seriously. How pimpin is turning the other cheek when you've been smacked? He's almost sayin, "c'mon, that was nothin."

And walkin on water?! I think that tops a pimp cup.

malkie edit yeah, I've received a few complaints about this one

hear+soul, Mar 5, 2005

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darth_boy Jedi Grand Master

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smh

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Comic Book Guy

darth_boy, Mar 5, 2005

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rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

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Apr 24, 2004

What was that thread Dashy made a few days ago?

rogue_wookiee, Mar 5, 2005

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Darth Mischievous Jedi Grand Master

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Oct 12, 1999

Not funny.

Darth Mischievous, Mar 5, 2005

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HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Oct 23, 2001

Not to mention all those women he hired to have sex with other men. Wait, no, I think they left that part out of the bible.

HawkNC, Mar 5, 2005

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OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight

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Mar 13, 2004

Moses could take him.

OBI-BEN-KENOBI, Mar 5, 2005

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Darth Mulacki Jedi Grand Master

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He must have been a pimp, I mean Mary Magdalene wasn't exactly a Virgin Mary.

Darth Mulacki, Mar 5, 2005

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jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost

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Jun 14, 2002

One time I turned the other cheek, and got slaped on that one too.

jedi_master_ousley, Mar 5, 2005

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Cremaster_Jedi Jedi Youngling

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Jun 30, 2003

He must have been a pimp, I mean Mary Magdalene wasn't exactly a Virgin Mary.

She was one of his hoes, as a matter of fact...

Cremaster_Jedi, Mar 5, 2005

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Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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Mar 14, 2004

Jesus could score more goals than Wayne Gretzky.

Mortimer_Snerd, Mar 5, 2005

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-Aviator- Jedi Youngling

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Oct 23, 2004

Do you realize how angery some people would get if I made a thread saying how Mohammed was a "mac daddy", or Allah being a "player"? Threads like this have no comic value...

Flyin' high...
-Aviator-

-Aviator-, Mar 5, 2005

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Darth Mulacki Jedi Grand Master

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Dec 4, 1999

I'll bet all deities are pimps.

Darth Mulacki, Mar 5, 2005

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Cremaster_Jedi Jedi Youngling

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Jun 30, 2003

He could have danced better than Barishnikov...

Cremaster_Jedi, Mar 5, 2005

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Darth Mulacki Jedi Grand Master

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He could have danced better than Barishnikov...

Please, Jesus would have pwned Barishnikovs ass in da club.

Darth Mulacki, Mar 5, 2005

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somethingfamiliar Jedi Knight

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Aug 20, 2003

Who was it that did Jesus as a gay southerner on Dr. Katz years ago? That was the funniest Jesus thing I've ever seen. It might've been David Cross.

somethingfamiliar, Mar 5, 2005

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ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling

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His donkey was totally pimped when he rode into Jerusalem. All the Jews were totally jealous and wanted to kill him ('cause you know how they are with bling, aight?)

ask-the-younglings, Mar 5, 2005

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Cremaster_Jedi Jedi Youngling

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Jun 30, 2003

I wonder if Xzibit and his crew were the ones that pimped Jesus's donkey-ride?

Cremaster_Jedi, Mar 5, 2005

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Darth_Salacious05 Jedi Youngling

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May 1, 2004

Darth_Salacious05, Mar 5, 2005

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darth_paul Jedi Master

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ask-the-younglings posted on 3/5/05 8:08pm
His donkey was totally pimped when he rode into Jerusalem. All the Jews were totally jealous and wanted to kill him ('cause you know how they are with bling, aight?)
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After all, [link=http://queryletters.blogspot.com/2005/02/its-next-passion-of-christ-and-wait.html]Caleb's got to prove he's a manly donkey[/link].

darth_paul, Mar 5, 2005

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jedi_john_33 Jedi Master

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Sep 26, 2003

I'd hate to golf with jesus

jedi_john_33, Mar 5, 2005

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Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost

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The Mormons believe that Jesus was hated by the Pharisees because he was a pimp*.

* "Pimp" meaning that women hung around him a lot and he had a lot of wives

Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Mar 5, 2005

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Darth Guy Chosen One

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Family Guy reference?

Darth Guy, Mar 5, 2005

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jedi_john_33 Jedi Master

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yeah, it was a family guy reference

you've earned 20 e-dollars. please feel free to buy e-merchandise

jedi_john_33, Mar 5, 2005

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Darth Guy Chosen One

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Aug 16, 2002

I'll spend it on lottery tickets.

Darth Guy, Mar 5, 2005

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Lurking_Around Jedi Knight

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May 26, 2002

Do you realize how angery some people would get if I made a thread saying how Mohammed was a "mac daddy", or Allah being a "player"?

I can't really be angry when I don't know what "mac-daddy" means.

Lurking_Around, Mar 5, 2005

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