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Jewish Jokes

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by lumberjedi, Apr 21, 2004.

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  1. lumberjedi

    lumberjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    As a Jew, I find these funny. Post more if you like.

    Why do Jewish men always die before their wives?

    Because they want to.



    What's the worst part about being Black and Jewish?

    You have to sit at the back of the oven.



    I asked a Jewish man "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said "Yes", and walked away.



    Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?

    They're worth it.



    Why don't Jews drink?

    It interferes with their suffering.


    This is a very bad idea - TBF
     
    lumberjedi, Apr 21, 2004
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  2. joehahn000

    joehahn000 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wow I only get 2 of thoughs. [face_plain]



    /,,/
    Rock on!
     
    joehahn000, Apr 21, 2004
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  3. jacemathem

    jacemathem Jedi Master star 5

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    Let's not go there, LJ
     
    jacemathem, Apr 21, 2004
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