"Joey, d'you ever hang around a Gymnasium?"

Is one of my favourite movie quotes. What's yours?

 

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

To this day whenever I spill something on myself, my family asks me if I have a drinking problem.

My Dad loves the "The @$%@ will hit the fan" joke.

My favorite comedy movie quotes all come from the MST3K movie though.

 

Dr: When can you land this plane?
Pilot: I can't tell.
Dr: It's ok. I'm a doctor, you can tell me anything.


But I think one of my all time favorite movie quotes has to be:

Person A : Is Harry there?
Person B : Yeah, yeah, he's here.
Person A: Put him on, will you?
Person B : He can't talk to you.
Person A: Why?
Person B : Because he's dead

 

Joey, have you ever been in a...Turkish prison?"

 

Joey, you like movies about Gladiators?

 

This reminds me of the "Nudge nudge" Monty Python sketch.
"So...are you interested in photograpy?"

 

The scene that most consistently gets a laugh out of me in Airplane is the scene where the man offers the old lady some whiskey and she says "Certainly not!" and then she snorts cocaine off a mirror.

 

I take my coffee black.......

 

The look on the Indian dudes face is hilarious when they take Ted up to the cockpit.

"Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.
Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?"

"No, never."

"****. It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane. Might as well route him into Lake Michigan, at least he'll avoid killing innocent people!"

 

This is quite possibly the greatest conversation in the history of motion pictures:

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

My favorite comedy movie quotes all come from the MST3K movie though.

That's the only movie that made me laugh so hard, I started coughing.

Crow T. Robot: G.I. Joe action set! Nerdy Joe not included.

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Joe: You know what my kids would say?
Crow T. Robot : YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!

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Joe: Here's something my wife could use around the house.
Crow T. Robot: A man?!?

 

ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still quote that line every time the oppurtunity arises.

 

Hey his legs are sticking out!

 

Could I love him any more?

 

Joe, I'm in one of these boxes, find me!

 

Never metalluna I didn't like!

 

"Hey....you..."

 

Now that you've exploded, any words for our listeners?

 

"Bruce Wayne, what are you doing dressed up as Batman?"

EDIT: I beat you to your line, Walken.

 

"That's because he is Batman you moron"

 

I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.

 

The Jetsons 2: After the Armageddon.

 

Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!

 

I do have a line from Predator, but it violates the TOS on a few levels.

(It's from Blain in the chopper, BTW).

Ah, but he has another good one: "I ain't got time to bleed."

 

Eastman. He came from the east, to do battle with the amazing RANDO!

 

They're like your Earth insects...only larger!