Kennedy assasination / Greedo shooting first

Only two shootings in the history of men have caused such debate and controversey. One being the infamous kennedy assasination and the "grassy Knowl". And the other Greedo/han shooting debacle.

*conspiracy theory*
So, maybe no one shot first. I think it was a third party shooting. You can see by the time han gets his blaster the angle of the shot does not match up. Greedo was assasinated by jawas from the drink counter. It took 2 jawas to operate the semi automatic blaster rifle. So the jawas shot first, BUT they missed, it hit off screen and that got greedo trigger happy and made his concentration faulter and the Han got his shot off. thus killing poor greedo.

(coming soon, who hired the jawas)

 

hahaha, interesting idea.

Being the traditional man i am, Im pure Han.

Hans not dumb enough to let greedo shoot first, he fooled him good and fried the bugger.

 

greedo had some bad dealings with the max reebo band who may or may not have hired the jawas. but thats what they want you to think. han shot first...

 

I'm with you, I think Kennedy Shot first.

 

Greedo shot FIRST.

Weak-minded fools! GL has been using an old Jedi mind trick! Bah!



*clobbers Bib Fortuna and shoves him away*

 

uh huh. Well, I Thought this was going to be a truly-tasteless thread. And it turns out I was wrong....

Robert Kennedy's shooting is also highly suspicious, but that is another thread for another web site...

And I Will contribute to this - There was a Magic Laser, shot from the Sandy knoll...


Madine out

 

I saw Han shoot first for the first time last night. I found I'd had the original non-digitally remastered vidio of ANH for ages last night. And it's so much cooler when Han shoots first.

Nothing to do with anything, but I just wanted to share my joy.

 

Nice thread, but the question isn't who shot first, the question is if Greedo was really interested in the money or not. After all he just saw the Son of Skywalker with this guy. Maybe he wanted to get close to Han so he could take Luke out. A long waited revenge on the son of the boy that beat the crap out of you 33 years prior.

Just a thought...

 

Does no one else find this thread a bit offensive to the Kennedy Legacy?

 

back and to the left, back and to the left

 

You mean a legacy that involves affairs and the convient, and unexplained death of Marilyn Monroe.

 

A long waited revenge on the son of the boy that beat the crap out of you 33 years prior.

Talk about nursing a grudge. That's just unhealthy. I think Greedo would've been better served working with a shrink, not a Hutt.

 

"We can't take her there the Hutt's are gangstas"

hehe

 

tasteless, pishposh.
so, so far we have the jawas that may or may not have been firing from the sandy knowl or behind the bar who were hired by the max reebo band. who had dealings with gratula the hutts brother that lives off planet but does his dealings through a fake galactic banking and loan company who have turf wars with jabba the hutt. so who was greedo really working for?