SWC LATE SHOW WITH JAR JAR BINKS

this was @christophero30 and @Dandelo idea.

 

I would watch that show every week. Or night. What is the topic today?

 

picking a topic for the top ten list tomorrow night

going to need a theme song....

how about this



i need a musician or band leader... @Dagobahsystem your my only hope?

Dagobahsystem and the Cantina Band?....




@Dandelo you shouldn't have told me you can edit in tags haha

you need to post and watch thread goofball

 

So which streaming service do i need for this? Bombad plus?

 

Bombad plus lol
looks like the show just found its producer.

once a week at least i should try and do a little show
have a monolog made of 3 bad jokes
a silly gag for example a top 10 list segment
1 or 2 guests
1 musical guest or stand up act or something

 

What fresh hell is this?

 

WHATS UP FELLOWSHIP OF FORCE USERS? WELCOME WELCOME



LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE GREATEST GALAXY IN THE UNIVERSE!



WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW I'M JAR JAR BINKS

MNLGUE



- So Obi-Wan Kenobi finished airing recently. No Jar Jar Binks cameo.... Yup. Guess thats why the show wasn't bombastic.

- A sand people walk into a bar. They say to the bartender, "I'll have a beer,... and a sandbox."

- What's the deal with the Jedi outfit? I mean are you meditating or sleeping? Whats the deal with the hoods? They don't like hates?

Thank you so much ladies and gentlemen. We have a great show for you tonight.

Tonight's music is a youtube video pick from;
Darthishy coming up after the 5 part hard hitting questions i have ready for our first guest and not just making up on the spot.



Now I would like to welcome

Tonight's guest;

@darthbernael

How are you?

 

You know...I would actullay like to see Disney + launch a "late show with Jar-Jar Binks." Look at fan response to seeing Anakin again! If done right, and considering HBO Max can do it with Elmo from Sesame Street then Disney could theoretically do the same with Jar-Jar.

 

WELCOME BACK EVERYONE

if you are just joining us the one and only darthbernael is here.

but first i'd like to take a moment to tag @Guidman ,.... that's right. this is happening;




bernael says they need more caf,...



bernael where did you come up with that name? i just googled it and now i might have nightmares.

 

lol i love pop.

from a fountain, forgetta bout it.

role playing huh? i've role played before at a party with c3po. worst partner ever.




at this point in the show i would like to stop to prank tag @christophero30


hey christophero30 this is your boss at the place you do stuff. you have been traded to the toronto maple leafs for a zamboni spare tire. so your gonna want to pack your bags and to move now.



@darthbernael

tell us about your star wars fandom. you know, which films, characters, spaceships, planets, droids do you favor?

 

I'd say you lost your mind, but that happened a long, long time ago.

 

What did I just walk into....

 

you were made during the making of a new hope?



those are hersey kisses chocolates by the way but use your imagination and pretend they are proton torpedoes.

That's great stuff

I feel like you described every rebel fleet. they always seem like a rag tag sorta put together at the last minute.



thanks for sharing @darthbernael

last question;

did you end up seeing a new hope in theaters for the special edition in 1997?

 

I'm going to need a minute to figure out what is going on....