Learning to Speak Sith

How to translate Common Phrases Into Sith
It might be helpful to gain a better understanding of Star Wars if we were all able to speak the Sith language a little bit better. After careful study, it's been learned that there are countless dialects of the Sith language ranging from the most common Vader-dialect to the older and more esoteric Sadow dialect.

Probably the best place to start is through simple translation examples of commonly used Sith phrases. The key is as follows:

Blue = Common Phrase
Red = Sith translation

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[u]Examples from the Vader dialect[/u]
[color=blue]*****, better have my plans.[/color] = [color=red]"Where are those transmissions you intercepted?"[/color]

[color=blue]Don' be jivin' my ass, turkey.[/color] = [color=red]"If this is a consular ship... where is the Ambassador?"[/color]

[color=blue]Commander, 'Four-one-one' this crib until you found my ****. Bring me that fine ***** too. Don' be gettin' no play neither. She be my blood. Dig?[/color] = [color=red]"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive!"[/color]

[color=blue]Damn! Don' be messin' me. Your homies busted my hood and jacked my ****. You got the smack from your 'celica' phone, and now you gonna tell me too.[/color] = [color=red]"Don't play games with me, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you."[/color]

[color=blue]****, ******. I got it. Beep those ************* and then tell the gang that all they asses got capped.[/color] = [color=red]Leave that to me. Send a distress signal and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed!"[/color]

[u]Sadow dialect[/u]
[color=blue]I foshur your old hood bolizzle in da crib you ain't gots the bling-bling all up in here.[/color] = [color=red]"I'm sure in your previous life in the Republic you did not live in such opulence, surrounded by glory every day."[/color]

[color=blue]Get yo' ass here, Cuz. Bust this. The crew's out front and we got some bizness to do.[/color] = [color=red]"Come Gav. Our visitors are arriving. Time to be about the business of the Empire."[/color]

[color=blue]Check this. The Siith house will be like hot chronic, bro'. Now that I'm G'ed up.[/color] = [color=red]"The Sith Empire will blaze brightly indeed, Gav -- now that I am in charge of its future."[/color]

[u]Lumiya dialect[/u]
[color=blue]Chickenhead. Be cool. There were twenty in your crew when we ganked you.[/color] = [color=red]"Then you are a fool. Think. There were twenty in your party when we captured you."[/color]

[color=blue]Their wreck is tops for me, and to all my whodis. I will come correct.[/color] = [color=red]"Their victory is important to me, and to all my allies. I wouldn't leave anything to chance.[/color]

[color=blue]No. Guess where your honey be and gets in a funk. Be illin' more knowin' that she be illin' too, turkey. As I've been illin' since the day that Skywizzle devil jacked me and put me in chains. Now I be a busta, half a fly honey, livin' only by my turntable! I was Shira Elan Colla Brie. Now, I be Lumiya. And someday, li'l fu-shnicken, Im'a going to spit on your grave. As I will spit on your homeskillet, Skywizzle's. That's after I takes his flava away.[/color] = [color=red]"No. Wonder where she is and suffer. Suffer more knowing that she's suffering too... as I've suffered since the day Luke Skywalker gave me this existence in place of my life... as a cyborg -- a mockery of life -- half a women kept alive only by my machine parts! I was Shira Elan Colla Brie. Now I am Lumiya. And someday, little fish man, I will spit on your grave... as I will spit on your friend, Skywalker's, after I have seen him bereft of hope, of even the will to live."[/color][hr][/ul]Anyone else want to give it a try. Or perhaps you have a statement you would like to translate into Sith?

 

(dies of ) Genghis=comedic god.

wolf

 

Tarkin: Yo, Dawg, Drop it like it's hot = Vader, Release Him
Vader: Fa Shzzillle Ma Nizzle = As you wish

Vader: Who's you daddy = I am Your Father

 

*bows to the almighty humor of the Genghis*

 

I needed a good laugh, Genghis12, thanks.


EDIT: One of these days I will learn to spell "Genghis" right!


Dana

 

You wanna take me down, G? Pity da foo! My crew busta cap in yo ass faster than you could say 'Tupac.' Do you also seek to destroy me, Skywalker? For such thoughts are foolish. I could crush you like a small insect beneath my heel.

*************, dig this. I be all over this hood. Play me, *****, and you and you posse be gettin popped. I rule the Empire! You will obey me, or you will die!

 

Funny stuff.

 

Don't be hatin' : It's too late for me, Son.

 

stop stop! i can't breathe!


man i wish my brother could have read that, he would have loved it. pure gold, genghis!

 

Genghis rox my sox.

 

Lol, hilarious

 

I had to read this again it was so funny! Great job Genghis, Joda, lexu, and Lank. But mostly Genghis! LOL

*prints this thread out*



**** You can't spell hallelujah without Elu *shifty eyes* ****

 

Yes, rock on Genghis

*****, you ain't got nothin! Get the **** outta here with that ********, fool!: Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Surely you can do better!

 

Awasome!

Fizz nizz! Don't be hatin' da rents, my homie G!
Do not defy the council master, not again!

 

Great job Genghis and all you other random individuals.

*Hits 'print' button*

 

I know someone who would love this thread. He hasn't seen Star Wars and refuses to (even though he is constantly dissing it). Maybe if I show him this, I can get him into Star Wars!

 

DO IT!

 

Unfortonately I wont be seing him for another few months, (at least not near a computer) so it'll have to wait.

 

LOL! That helped make my morning!

 

Genghis Rules.

I'll take a crack at this in a bit.

See now, I be gettin' the smack down if the playa don't handle Teach and whip 'em in tha game. = If I don't work on my IB Extended Essay, I'm going to be dead next school year. I hate my life.

 

What happened to this? It was hilarious.

 

Be careful now, everyone, we don't want to be like the Trekkies, learning Klingon and whatnot... (I made a list of nerdy things the other night and deduced that LotR and Trek were more nerdy than SW because we don't insist on learning languages...)

Anyway, good one, Genghis!

 

Palpatine:


Yo punk *** crew straight drag you down!

And your faith in your friends is your(weakness)


That work isn't allowed.