Let's All Buy Some Dog Condoms

http://www.dogcondoms.com/

What Sizes and Scents Do They Come In?

Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners.

How Effective Are They?

Clinical studies are still underway, but we expect them to be about as effective, if used correctly, as human condoms.

Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?

No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom.

What About Female Condoms for Bitches?

We recognize that birth control is the responsibility of both partners, and we are currently working on a prototype of a condom for female dogs. However, we don't expect it to reach the market until 2007.

What About Loss of Sensation?

Just like with human condoms, the dog may experience a slight loss of sensation. However, the condoms are made of a very thin latex which should transmit heat well, a key factor in creating a lifelike feel. We are also experimenting with new scents, which work like a "doggy Viagra", providing further sensory stimulation.

When and Where Can I Buy Them?

We are planning a roll-out for fall 2005 with wide availability at major pet stores and convenience markets by the beginning of 2006.

//snicker

 

They make these new doggy thongs that make their farts smell quite lovely.

 

"Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?"

That was the point I cracked.

 

I am hoping this product is some sort of joke because...well, I mean, c'mon. It's silly!

 

The SPCA forced me to have my little tramp "fixed" or "neutered", so she can get laid as often as she wants.
She has a thing for German Shepherds.

(My little tramp = My dog, Lady).

 

The website, on the product recall page...

 

Saerah has finally hit rock bottom with her threads

 

*inserts lame 'doggy-style' joke*

 

I'd post a South Park picture if it weren't against the TOS. Episode 507, for those who know...


in short: eeww
that's ridiculous


it's almost as worse as when a co-worker (a slightly superior, actually) kept talking about her new dog's upcoming castration

 

Now THIS is priceless.

 

I have lost faith in the human race...I mean dog condoms...I repeat no faith...

 

My puppy needs no condoms, he's on the pill.

 

.....Are we talking Snoopy-sized or Marmaduke-sized?

 

Frank_Furter