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Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Darth_Viper81, Aug 1, 2003.

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Darth_Viper81 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 16, 2003

"Watcha doin', Jug?"

"Watcha mean watcha doin'? Ahm doin' nuthin'"

"So, watcha gonna do?"

"I dunno, hack aroun' I guess."

--from an old Archie Comic

Feel free to pillage over the english language in any way you so desire. Let's not stop until English teachers around the world are totally and utterly apalled by the apparent lack of respect we have for grammar.

Now is your chance to shine.

Darth_Viper81, Aug 1, 2003

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Jymm_Roquand Jedi Padawan

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Nov 25, 2002

huh?? I dun not get it??

Jymm_Roquand, Aug 1, 2003

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Raincloud Jedi Knight

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May 1, 2002

have a question; is it true; that; cuba is in south africa
it is i think

edit. i shouldnt of done that

Raincloud, Aug 1, 2003

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Jymm_Roquand Jedi Padawan

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Nov 25, 2002

dis just ain't appropraite aight

Jymm_Roquand, Aug 1, 2003

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SithDewd Jedi Knight

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Jun 8, 2000

Dis thread be off the hieesey fo sheezie my neeisey...

SithDewd, Aug 1, 2003

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Hama Retired GSA, Retired RSA VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jun 14, 2000

MR Ducks
MR Not
OSMR2
CD Wangs
LIB
MR Ducks

Hama, Aug 1, 2003

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anakin_girl Jedi Knight

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Oct 8, 2000

"far": what happens when you light a match

"taars": there are four of them on your car

"dicha eat yet?"

"naw"

"yeonto?"

"awwite"

"farred": what will happen to you if you piss off your boss

"tarred": what happens when you don't get enough sleep

"yung'un": someone younger than you

"you'uns": plural of "y'all"

"whatchadoin?"

"nuttin"

anakin_girl, Aug 1, 2003

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Raincloud Jedi Knight

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May 1, 2002

this is funner than i thouht
i should do tis for all mah post

Raincloud, Aug 1, 2003

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Jedi_Daniel Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jun 16, 2002

Ain't.

Jedi_Daniel, Aug 1, 2003

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Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jul 9, 2001

All your base are belong to us.

Lobot_Omy, Aug 1, 2003

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Grand_Duchess_Olga Jedi Grand Master

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Jun 28, 2002

(Seems the computer did not send my first post)

Ok, lady knows she is calling the library (you da liberry?). She wants to know if we can look up a phone number for a spa. "Can you give me your number of your Bally's off of Westeimer?"

I felt like telling her "the sentence should be 'Is there a Bally's off of Westeimer?'"

Grand_Duchess_Olga, Aug 1, 2003

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lumberjedi Jedi Knight

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Aug 17, 2002

Don't be hatin.

_jOBO

lumberjedi, Aug 1, 2003

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malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jun 7, 2002

color
favor
neighbor
aluminum
check

//butchering complete//

malkieD2, Aug 1, 2003

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exar-tull Jedi Grand Master

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Feb 22, 2001

some one set up us the bomb.

exar-tull, Aug 1, 2003

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SithDewd Jedi Knight

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Jun 8, 2000

After seeing this reallt hot girl on Target...

SithDewd, Aug 1, 2003

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Vader666 Jedi Knight

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Mar 3, 2003

What's with the really hot girl at target? Seems it has become a very popular thread..

Vader666, Aug 1, 2003

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Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jul 9, 2001

nucular

Lobot_Omy, Aug 1, 2003

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anakin_girl Jedi Knight

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Oct 8, 2000

"Wer ya goin'?"

"Tu town."

"Wa fer?"

"Sum terbaccer."

"bur": A malt beverage

"I tol' my ol' lady, senyuiz up, get me a bur"

"gedawnowttahur": What you tell hound dogs, Democrats and Jehovah's Witnesses who show up on your porch

"shewt": what you do with a gun

anakin_girl, Aug 1, 2003

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deltron_zero Jedi Master

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Feb 1, 2002

I'm sorry but this thread is quite redundant. Go here for thousands more threads on this topic.

deltron_zero, Aug 1, 2003

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BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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Dec 7, 2000

this thred iz teh kewlist

BYOB_Kenobi, Aug 1, 2003

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slavegirl Jedi Padawan

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Jun 6, 2001

I ain't done nothing.

slavegirl, Aug 1, 2003

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DarthBreezy Chosen One

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Jun 4, 2002

Tire is when you get worn out... you put a TYRE on a car...

"I axe him about it..."

*shudders*

DIE EVIL WORD!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarthBreezy, Aug 1, 2003

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BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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Dec 7, 2000

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BYOB_Kenobi, Aug 1, 2003

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Raincloud Jedi Knight

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May 1, 2002

ne1 now bowt wen u have 2 get up in da mornin

i get up @ like 12. i liek to slep. isnt tat kewl?

Raincloud, Aug 1, 2003

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Jymm_Roquand Jedi Padawan

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Nov 25, 2002

y'all ah fulavit. Nuttin rongin talkin lak dis.

Jymm_Roquand, Aug 1, 2003

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