Lindsay Lohan and Anakin Skywalker: an interesting link

I have a teaser trailer in mind for this stage in Ms. Lohan's life, done entirely from the POV of a geek who has watched too much Star Wars (this is more or less a parody of the Sith Teaser)

Start with shots of Lohan in The Parent Trap re-make with a V.O. by Drew Barrymore speaking of the pitfalls of being a young and famous actress. Eventually we end on a couple of shots of the Lindsay we know and love in shots from Mean Girls and the MTV Movie awards from last year.

Cut to a shot of Los Angeles with shots of parties and the Hollywood sign. A faint cell phone ringing can be heard, then it is all we hear....it stops

Nicole Richie (O.S.): Lindsay baby...

Lindsay Lohan (dazed): Nicole...?

Nicole: TIme to get up!!!!

Cut to a shot of flashing camera lights (it helps if you imagine the music they played in the Sith preview during Vader rising on the table) intercut with shots of Hillary Duff and others having looks of disdain/dread. From the flash of the paparazzi emerges the Lindsay Lohan of today...


I would assume Nicole Richie is Darth Sidious to Lohan's Anakin, and my guess is Paris Hilton might be Dooku...and my other guess is I need to get a life.

 

I...err...but...no...

Wow.

~Corran

 

How do you color your text?

 

?????? You just thought of this for no reason???????


Genius.