Oceania Liv Tyler Is Married...

...much to the dissapointment of many (male) people around here I think

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=3&u=/nm/20030403/en_nm/people_tyler_dc

(Sorry I can't do the markup code for that link)

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Lord of the Rings" star Liv Tyler (news) has married her longtime musician boyfriend, Royston Langdon, in a private ceremony in the Caribbean, Tyler's publicist said on Thursday.... (continued)

Grrr....there's another male to add to my black list!

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Oh well I still love her anyway

 

I'm sorry, what was that? I was too busy staring at the picture.

 

Oh bugger, there's no chicks left for us...

Oh well, at least we have pornography

 

Damn, and I was this close ...

 

I was about 20,000 km close to her too oz

 

She does nothing for me, actually.

But for all you guys feeling crushed, chill. Its a Hollywood marriage. She'll be divorced in 6 months.

 

Well, to be honest, I only liked her as Arwen ...

I'd only marry her if she wore the pointy elf ears all the time ...

 

What, the overbite doesn't do it for you?

E_S

 

And I suppose you have the ultimately aesthetically perfect girlfriend, hey Ender Sai If you even have one at all

Yes, you sad lonely git

 

I can't say that I was looking at her overbite

 

Oh well, at least we have pornography

It just gets better and better.

 

We should put a link to this thread at the top of pamphlet given to all new users to this site, entitled "Welcome to Star Wars Nerdom: Check your social lives at the door. Forever."

 

It looks like she had a bad run-in with the blush before leaving... less is more, Liv.

 

She's not bad thanks Nyder!


What, did our favourite late night fantasy get shattered by a passing remark about the misalignment of her jaw!

My preference doesn't lie with Tyler. Not when there's ELISHA CUTHBERT!

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Ooooooh yeah!

E_S

 

Pity I am missing 24 tonight. Damm the Liberal Party!

 

I've given up trying to be current. Monday is a good gym night anyways. I'll just borrow the 2nd season DVD.

ES

 

Hold on, what was that?

Can we quote that last bit there Marv?

 

Why get his permission?

A FOXnews HEADLINE: SYDNEY: MARVINTHEMARTIAN DISSES LIBS, PRAISES LLAMAS AND KIEFER SUTHERLAND

MarvinTheMartian, ardent Liberal supporter and pfffft'er of human rights, today shocked people by denouncing the Liberal Party publicly in response to their interferrance in his new policy of staring at the bust of 24 character Kim Bauer. MarvinTheMartian stated his intent to mix Liberal Party politics with perving on actress Elisha Cuthbert (who plays Kim Bauer) whilst needlessly using the word Llama, in an attempt to win the world record from the Monty Python troupe.

Many experts have concluded that MarvinTheMartian is trying to bring the Liberal Party more in sync with Britain's Conservative Party, who's record of sex scandals and animals is second to none.

Reported by Ralph the Wonder Llama from Baghdad.

 

Now that's what I call news!

 

Well, I'm lucky I taped it then hey, now I can watch Elisha all I want (after my exam and three reading reports).

I was busy tonight, making Liberal policies at Party HQ, you know the usual things like banning education for poor people, lowering the wage for women, finding ways to send more Aborigines to jail etc

 

Don't forget "rigging elections" by implementing popular policies

 

Rigging elections has a whole "have your brother as state governor, be unpopular till an unprecedented national tragedy tben be defended to the death by ardent patriots" feel to it.
Personally I'd like to believe Australians are beyond that.

E_S

 

big deal...

 

Rigging elections has a whole "have your brother as state governor, be unpopular till an unprecedented national tragedy tben be defended to the death by ardent patriots" feel to it.
Personally I'd like to believe Australians are beyond that.

E_S

Meow! *scratch scratch!*

 

Shes married to me. Shes all mine!!!!