Local Group Contest: What Would Darth Do? (Episode 1)

In an effort to liven up these Forums, here's a little contest for merit points.

Just post what you think Darth Vader will do in each given situation.

Each entry gets 5 Merit Points.

Top entry voted by the Council gets 100 merit points, 2 runners up will receive 50 merit points each.

Only entries posted here in the Forums will be credited.

Submissions will be accepted until the next "episode" is posted.

So, without further ado...

EPISODE 1: What would Darth do if he were stuck in a room with Britney Spears?

For this episode, please keep your entries PG13.

Good luck! Heheh. =p

 

wats a merit point?

 

its kinda hard to french kiss britney like madonna did while wearing that helmet

and that incessant asthma breathing sound is such a turn off

how about a "Force-Grope" ?

was that PG-13 enough?

 

jedimaster_fisto: merit points are points we give out to registered members. with these points, they can move up the ranks of the organization.

anakin guy: my my, mr anakin guy, you're back!

 

Britney: You can remove your helmet you know. The room's non-TOXIC..

Darth Vader: *doing the asthma thing* I won't Britney, you wont find me attractive if you see me drooling..

------ corni no? bwahahaha! anyways, meron pang isa... sori sa kakornihan


=take 2=

Darh vader: ahhhhhh! spare me your spear britney!!

Britney: *rolls eyes*


--- the end ng kakornihan ---

heehee

 

*Britney dresses up as Princess Leia (ROTJ Slave Outfit) and dances around the room to the tune of "I'm A Slave For You" *

DARTH: Noooooooo!!! I am not your father! That's impossible! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Darth Vader: join with me Britney Spears, together we will be the most powerful singing duo in the universe.

Britney Spears: NO !! i will not join you!

Darth Vader: with my voice, i can create a human boom box. (darth covers his mouth and do the boom box thing with the groove of a hip hop moves)

Boom! Bushaka boom! boom! bushaka boom!

Britney Spears: aww.! give me baby one more time!

 

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