P.Rico Looks like its heading for that small moon!!!

The kid: Looks like he is heading for that small moon.
The old one: Thats no moon... is a stain in the wind shield.
The pilot: Yeah, those darn space bugs!

 

What????

 

Tony: Ohhh I have to go to the bathroom.
[ Takes a dump]
Terd: My name is Nathaniel, I come to you from your intestines.
Tony: Ohhh cool , how are things down there?
Terd: I was sent to the out side world in search of our messiah.
Tony: Interesting. I can help out if you want.
Terd: Ofcourse. Your help would be apreciated.
[ Tony puts the terd in his shirt pocket and travels to the outside world in search of a messiah to send to his intestines.]

 

We don't need no education
We don?t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

 

Vader: Commander prepare to attack the Hoth System. When you see the Millenium Falcon flying away from the planet, take the entire fleet and hunt them down. That way, when my son flies out of the planet in his X Wing he will find the space open and empty to go anywhere he wants without anyworries.

Commander: Yes Sir!

 

... and then after all that has happened to him, he came back from the depths of the ocean with a new hair style that was out of this world.

he then thought to himself... "damn bro'... i never saw where that shizzle came from, it must be new"

and just like that, he grabbed the bottle he was carrying with him, and dissapeard into the shadow of the dark crazy night that the small black kid with blonde curly hair imposed over us.

 

Niño: ...Satanás... ¿Por qué me quemas?

Satanás: ¡POR QUE ME GUSTA VERTE QUEMAR! ¡¡¡HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Antonio, 'turd' se deletrea con una "u".

 

Hace dos noches y tres dias atras, Rolandito se despertó durante la noche y se hizo una pregunta.

"¿Habrá duendes debajo de mi cama?"

El miró debajo de su cama, pero lo único que encontró fue al Cuco, quien lo miró a sus ojos, le djio "feo", y luego lo devoró de un bocado. Sus padres jamás lo sospecharon.

(Por favor, no dejen que este thread muera.)

 

In the interests of good taste, I shall prevent this thread from degenerating into some forum of childish shennanigans. In lieu of a crude anecdote, I present a dead baby joke:

Q: What do you get when you stick a baby in a blender?

A: An erection.

 

*Applause*

Bravissimo!

 

Shameless...


And I mean that as a compliment.


[Mr. Slave's voice]Oh, Jesus Christ.[/Mr.Slave's voice]

 

(From the t-shirt Hell newsletter)

John Stamos is getting divorced just as the Olsen twins turn 18.
Coincidence? I think not. I think someone is going to be entering
the backdoors of two little houses very soon. Harder, Uncle Jesse!
Harder!

 

BRAVO!BRAVO!

MORE!MORE!

 

Good god...

 

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