Sac, CA Mad Libs ... Star Wars style ....

Ok, I saw this over in the Star Wars JC and thought it would be cool to start it here...


Remember Mad's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

Here's the rules (very simple):

First person posts a line from the movies.

Second person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.

Second person posts a line from the movies.

Third person posts a funny/witty/personal answer to that line.
And so on. . .


Here is an example, so you can better understand.


BEN: So what I told you was the truth. . .from a certain point of view. . .

LUKE: What! You've got to be kidding me, you senile sand monkey! Point of view my butt!


Get it? The idea us to use your imagination and give everybody a chuckle.

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EXAMPLE:

first person post - Something just flew passed my leg

second person post - I was aiming for your crouch!

NEXT

That's no moon, it's a space station

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Ok. . .



First line:


You call that a diplomatic solution?

 

Hahah! This sounds fun!

No, I call that kicking the crap outta the guys trying to KILL us!

Edit: ahh...see I wasn't sure about that..it sounded a bit like the next person to post would put the next line..but that doesn't make sense...

Edit #2: ohh...from the SAME movie...can you tell it's time for Hawkie to give up and go to bed?

Anakin: You're generalizing. The chancellor doesn't seem corrupt.

 

ok cool, but you need to place a second line from the movie under that respopnse Tionne, so the next person can repsond to it

 

From tionnehawk above ^^

"You're generalizing. The chancellor doesn't seem corrupt."

Yeah, and Sadam is Tinker Bell!


NEXT


That's no moon, it's a space station

 

Han: No that's Jabba's volleyball and if I return it to him I can collect the reward and pay off my debt.


NEXT:

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!

 

I did that once. It was weird

 

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!"

"Well then let me whip out my Wookie!"
*Pulls a picture of Chewy from his wallet.


"That's some short cut, He went completely the other way!"

 

That's because he saw your ugly mugshot on the wall.



Han, why did you have to blast poor Greedo?

 

Because I SHOT FIRST!!!

NEXT:

Echo 3 to Echo 7, Han old buddy do you read me?

 

Uhhhhhh Han's not in right now, so if you leave your name and number, he will get back to you...


NEXT


I have a very bad feeling about this

 

"I have a very bad feeling about this"

"Han I told you not to eat at that dildonian Taco Stand"



next:

"We will deal with your Rebel Friends soon enough."

 

So get the whips, chains and leather teddies ready

NEXT

See through you, we can

 

I always knew you were a dirty old whatever you are Yoda!


NEXT:

I hate sand

 

Especially when it gets between my butt cheeks


NEXT


He's no good to me dead

 

but lobotomized is fine


NEXT:

I am not a committee!

 

Not true, your a commitie of 1.

Next: I am you father

 

What? But but but you breastfed me!


Next:

Don't fail me again

 

Oops, I just failed in my pants!


NEXT


I'm sorry, sir, but he appears to have picked up a slight flutter

 

Well it looks like he is doing the Macarena.

NEXT:

This is such a drag

 

"This is such a drag "

Obi wan:
"Threepio take off Padme's Dress!"


"I've just made a deal that will keep the empire out of here forever."



*on a side note: I watched the classic flick The Out of Towners last night (not that poopy remake) and Lando is in it!! He's really young and has a crew cut fade hairdo going on...crazy.

 

"I've just made a deal that will keep the empire out of here forever."

Monty Hall - That's right, its the cast of Star Wars today on Let's Make a Deal!!!


NEXT:

They are for sale

 

Good. I by all of Padme's things for $400.

NEXT:
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobie, your my only hope.

 

Then you are in a whole lot of trouble princess!

NEXT

This will be a day long remembered

 

"This will be a day long remembered"

Bush was relected, then felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


NEXT:

"Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... A long time."

 

looks over at orderlies, thinking to himself, **sigh** the alzheimer's is picking up



NEXT


I Have you now