Make your own personal ads!

ITT, all posters make an ad with a headline, picture, and text. Please, no spam. I'll have mine up later.

Go!

 

Looking for the dude?

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/johndude33/guitar.jpg]

Please, PM me. I'm lonely.

 

hello my future girlfriend

[image=http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/the_childe.jpg]

If you have come here it must be because you meet me in yahoo chat. I just lost my girlfriend. If you want to be my girlfriend please E-mail me or ICQ me my e-mail is kidblount@yahoo.com my icq# is

 

NO FATTIES

 

This assigment is due tommarow, and I'm not seeing an A-Worthy effort out of any of you...

 

The blinder, deafer, and dumber that you are, the more perfect of a match I'll be! Contact me, via e-mail!

 

Uhm, yeah, this was due earlier today...

 

[image=http://images.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/fat_ugly.jpg]

24/f/NYC

 

Speaking of personals...
This was the picture I received from an ad I placed.
The first thing I noticed was that she has a haircut a little like Sela
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/jeblataug/Star%20Wars/193c44972641732cfc48884dfc6f50d7.jpg] Sela ---->[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/jeblataug/Star%20Wars/Sela.jpg]

 

Didn't notice the haircut.

 

Yeah, her teeth are very white.

 

She's not a very responsible person, though, if she left the TV running while not watching it. Her electricity bill is going to be sky high.

Although, is that Chris Rock she has on? It's clear why she's smiling, if so.

 

[image=http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t228/mari_16x/Harry%20Potter/3-3.jpg]

Female looking for someone to cast a spell upon. If need be drink polyjuice potion to change appearance. Must Love Movies!

 

I didn't notice her teeth or her hair.

 

http://www.acklaycomehome.com

 

"Firefox prevented this site from opening a popup window" HA!

 

QFT. Her earrings are way too pretty.

 

I think this will bring all the <STRIKE>boys</STRIKE> chicks to the yard:

70 Paladin LFG.

SWJM 31 seeks (Jewish) Night Elf Feral Druidess for long walks along the Netherstorm Manaforge areas and weekly 40-man panty raids. Must love gnomes.

 

[image=http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes7/youngfrank23.jpeg]
"What knockers!"

 

C'mon people, those are decently-sized A-cup (maybe small B-cup) breasts enhanced by the wonders of "push up" technology.

So for all of you "ZOMG bewbs!" folks, look through lingerie catalogs more... uh, wait...

 

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/zacparis/scraps/napoleon.jpg]

Treacherous, malicious, unprincipled cad, preferably non-smoker, wanted to be King of Sardinia. No time-wasters please.

Apply to: Napoleon Bonaparte, PO Box 1, Paris

 

These are really cheesy.