male breakup songs vs female breakup songs

you know those songs where the boys like 'i hate u so much you dumped me now im gonna make a song and own you so hard' and the females do the same thing, well i wanted to investigate who does it better. so hereeeee we go:

1st

Way too explicit for this forum.

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A warning doesn't even cover the fact that this is way too explicit language for the JCC.

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Song for the dumped

 

I don't mind a breakup song thread, but let's not use this an excuse to post songs that just have people singing **** you to each other.

 

something a bit mo tasteful for you katya

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im pretty sure this is a breakup song

 

Hey, remember that rarely enforced '3 threads per day' rule?

Yeah.

 

this will be my third so I guess ill stop here, thanks for reminding me and my condolences to you for having to wait another day for my genius.

 

I can't decide!

 

Before they were removed, the first link didn't even work. Something about Sony being fascist pigs.

 

I cannot reveal this link, just know that it is a masterpiece.

 

Wasn't that repealed a few months ago?

 

Hey, remember that celebrated '3 threads per 12 hours' amendment?

 

Hey, remember that time that David gave free reign to Black Pearl to make 6 threads in 24 hours?

 

...what?

 

hey, remember that month i only ate boxes of tangerines?

 

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

Rootless Tree - Damien Rice. Great song.

 

I thought songs like this were only paid attention to in highschool? Can we do a mix tape thread?

 

Male breakup threads are just sad and pathetic attempts to get the girl back, even after she keeps saying go away.


Female breakup songs are just the opposite. They are more viseral. Its like sticking the knife further with each verse.



When a guy writes a song about a lost girl everyone says how cute. When a girl does it the audience sees the guy and says What the hell did you do to her. If he were your friend you would take a step back from him and really ask what the hell was he thinking.


Chicago


Baby look away

Kelly Clarkson




Since you been gone

 

does this apply to Cee-lo