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Man, my dad is horny

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  1. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    [face_sick]
    Note- My mom has been gone for a few days. She just came back.
    First, I walked in on him on the computer. He quickly closed the window. I could tell it was google images.
    Next, I same thing happened, but this time, I could see there were big words on the screen saying Do Not Enter if You Are Under The Age of 21.

    Next, my mom came back and my dad asked her if she was in the 'mood' to go 'lie down' (she wasn't[face_praying]).

    Ewww[face_sick]
     
    master_organa, Sep 25, 2005
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  2. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Force Ghost star 5

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    [face_laugh]
     
    TahiriVeilaSolo69, Sep 25, 2005
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  3. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    did not need to know that

    boy is he in trouble
     
    Falcon, Sep 25, 2005
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  4. Estaban

    Estaban Jedi Youngling star 3

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    What's even more awkward is when your old man talks to you about needing to get Viagra...and goes into explicet detail about when the last time he "took the beef bus to tuna town".
     
    Estaban, Sep 25, 2005
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  5. Suzuki_Akira

    Suzuki_Akira Jedi Master star 7

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    You know, the title of this thread says something much different than I think you want to convey.
     
    Suzuki_Akira, Sep 25, 2005
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  6. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    You should be grateful your mom is home now.
     
    jedi_john_33, Sep 25, 2005
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  7. darthtenbiscuits

    darthtenbiscuits Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Yeah, I was expecting an incest story too.
     
    darthtenbiscuits, Sep 25, 2005
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  8. Dagobah_Dweller

    Dagobah_Dweller Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I was just about to say that.

    quoted for truth.
     
    Dagobah_Dweller, Sep 25, 2005
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  9. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    Uh, no.[face_sick]
     
    master_organa, Sep 25, 2005
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  10. The_Scarlet_Woman

    The_Scarlet_Woman Jedi Master star 5

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    The_Scarlet_Woman, Sep 25, 2005
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  11. chiss_man

    chiss_man Jedi Master star 6

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    Ewww, I hate when I learn any sort of detail about my parents like that. [face_sick]
     
    chiss_man, Sep 25, 2005
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  12. JediWarrior

    JediWarrior Jedi Knight star 6

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    Gah, this thread just made my night [face_dancing]

    Here's hoping your dad gets luckier tomorrow night! [face_peace]
     
    JediWarrior, Sep 25, 2005
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  13. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    He just said that he wanted to use the computer soon.

    I wonder what kind of sites he'll be going to?[face_whistling]
     
    master_organa, Sep 25, 2005
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  14. KyleKatarn96

    KyleKatarn96 Jedi Master star 4

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    Incest is the best.
     
    KyleKatarn96, Sep 25, 2005
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  15. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Chosen One star 7

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    [face_laugh] This is fantastic in a sick and twisted way.
     
    rumsmuggler, Sep 25, 2005
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  16. The Bigger Fish

    The Bigger Fish Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'd like to state for the record that this thread creeps me out.
     
    The Bigger Fish, Sep 25, 2005
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  17. jedi_jacks

    jedi_jacks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    after that, im suddenly glad my parents are divorced!

     
    jedi_jacks, Sep 25, 2005
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  18. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    Have I ever mentioned the tantric sex books I've noticed on my dad's bookshelf?
     
    master_organa, Sep 25, 2005
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  19. Estaban

    Estaban Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Would you have rather found a copy of "The Joy Of Gay Sex" on his bookshelf? Count yourself lucky.
     
    Estaban, Sep 25, 2005
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  20. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Chosen One star 7

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    [face_plain] True.
     
    rumsmuggler, Sep 25, 2005
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  21. Estaban

    Estaban Jedi Youngling star 3

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    And hope that when you're his age, you're still getting some tail on a regular basis.
     
    Estaban, Sep 25, 2005
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  22. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    Note- My family has to computers
    Well, I just went to ask him a question, and when I went in the room, he closed a window (didn't see what it was) and he said the most unsincere 'Ooops' ever.

    Wonder if he was trying to prevent me from seeing something.[face_thinking]

    EDIT: It just happened again[face_laugh]
     
    master_organa, Sep 25, 2005
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  23. DarthPoojaNaberrie

    DarthPoojaNaberrie Jedi Master star 5

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    Maybe he'll stumble upon this one!
     
    DarthPoojaNaberrie, Sep 25, 2005
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  24. Leonard_Shelby

    Leonard_Shelby Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    There's only one way for you to quell this dilemma:

    Find the vaseline. :*
     
    Leonard_Shelby, Sep 25, 2005
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  25. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    you don't mean........



    *runs to the toilet*[face_sick]
     
    master_organa, Sep 25, 2005
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