MASTURBATION

so i am back to masturbation for 6 weeks. day 1 was pretty good. day 2, okay. day 3 and i think i'm already bored. WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOO

 

switch hands

 

Hookers?

 

The Stranger

 

Ever heard of the Spearmint Rhino Superstore? Go there and buy a toy in the form of Jenna Jameson's, um, oral cavity.

 

Maybe go outside and get some fresh air and maybe exercise?

 

check her for cavities? good idea....good oral hygiene is always important

 

Dutch Rudder.


Or if a friend needs some help too, the Double Dutch Rudder.

 

fleshlight.

 

Use a woman's vagina. That should make it interesting.

 

technically wouldn't be masturbation then.....I suppose he could drop out of his single player match, into co-op mode.

wow. so I'm officially not getting laid.

 

Gain some weight and then play with your breasts.

 

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I have the sex drive of David Duchovny but with a lot more discretion!



What were we talking about?

 

Tabasco sauce could make it interesting.

 

whores, thats the solution.

 

that is no solution, it is only temporary relief.

 

How flexible are you?

 

Hi.

 

Buy some Viagra and a rubber doll. Yeah. That'll work.

 

Masturbating while drunk is always fun.........................better than doing it sober!

 

I always like to see how long I can last. 1 hr. 45 minutes is my record so far.

 

It's disturbing that you have that much time.

 

Sit on your hand until it's numb, then masturbate with it...that way it'll feel like someone else is doing it

 

I see you got a visit from Soon Bayts.