MC Chris - ''Fett's Vette''; and SW novelty songs

has anyone but me heard this song? i've mentioned it a few times in passing, but i've never seen a post about it specifically.

it's been on Sealab 2021 on Cartoon Network - MC Chris seems to be an intern or something at Williams Street, which produces most of their Adult Swim line-up.

the song is basically a Boba Fett gangsta sort of thing. if you've heard it, what do you think of it?

if not, you might want to go find it. personally, i think it's hysterical, a very worthy addition to the SW novelty song canon.

speaking of which, does anyone else have a favorite SW novelty song or parody song or what-have-you?

here are the (censored) lyrics for anyone who cares:

Fett's Vette

Cruisin' Mos Espa in my DeLorean
War's over, I'm a peacetime Mandalorian
My story has stumped Star Wars historians
Deep in debate, buffet plate at Bennigan's
Rhyme renegade, sure to penetrate
First and second defense, I won't hesitate
Got a job to do, when Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker, someone he really hates
I don't give a **** - I'm after Solo
For all I care he could be hiding at Yoda's dojo
Gotta make the money, credit's no good
When the Jawas run the shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick, 'cuz I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the Devil
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level

Chorus

My backpack's got jets
I'm Boba, the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
'Cuz my time I don't like to waste
Get down!

I'm a question, wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside of Slave I, find your homing signal
From Endor to Hoth, Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want, but there's gonna be a cost
Say my name is Boba Fett, I know my **** is tight
Start not acting in right, you're frozen in carbonite
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist, spiked boots are made to kick
Targets are made to hit, you think I give a ****?
Yo mama is a *****, I'll see you in the sarlaac pit
You just flipped my switch, integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch, you know I shoot the gift
Got bambinas at cantinas, waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside your little space ship
Give you a head start, 'cuz I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line the sneaky smile I hide inside
Hope you have hyperdrive, pray to stay alive
Don't try to slip me a five cuz I never take a bribe
To the beat of a different drummer, bad-ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder, or else they be put under
As in six feet, got an Imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up any attempt to defeat
They gotta Death Star, got four payments on my car
Hand it over to Hammerhead at Mos Eisley bar
He used to carjack, now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track
As for me that's not an option, can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be Jar-Jar in speech therapy

Chorus

Slice you open like a Tauntaun, faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron, do the deed and then I'm gone
Jabba has a hissyfit, contact Calrissian
Over Colt, the plan unfolds, the politic is legit
Back in the day when I was a slave
Living live in the fast lane like in a pod race
My mean streak tweaked, I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place, post-haste
Took up a noble cause called the Clone Wars
'Cuz life's not all about girls and cars
Getting ****ed up, in ****ed up bars
See I'm not a retard, or gay like DeBarge
I'm large and in charge, with a face so scarred
A cold black heart that's been torn apart
The Sith wish that they had a **** so hard
Cuz it's long, long ago, in a ***** far far
Call me master, 'cuz I'm faster than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hotwire
I'm a hunter for hire, with no plans to r

 

Great song. I agree that it's a worthy addition to the Star Wars songs that are out there.

 

Didnt he also do 'I Want Candy' for Aqua Teen Hunger Force ?

 

Yeah. He was M.C. Pee Pants.

 

He was also Sir Loin (Pee Pants as a Cow) in last week's episode. I can't remember the name of the track he cut for the episode, though, it was something Shorteez (hence my current sig).

But yeah, "Fett's Vette" is a great little tune. The guy has talent, too, if he was to ever cut a full length album or an EP, I'd probably pick it up.

 

He has an album or two out; one of them has Fett's Vette on it. I pretty sure his site is www.mcchris.com, which had the information. Right now it's down for services or something.

 

I think the other Aqua Teen song he did was called 4 DA Shorteez.

 

There's this song called "That's no Moon, it's a Potato!" by this British band called Pwürg. I think the downloads are down, though.

Here's a link. http://pwurg.users.btopenworld.com/

 

I have both of MC Chris's EPs and they're great. He's really talented.