memorable quotes from kotor

hi im not sure if i should post this here or in the video games forum but that forum seems to be more about the mechanics of the games than this topic waranted and since the actual text of the game is technically literature i thought i'd post this here so please redirect me if i am wrong. anyway i am looking for quotes from kotor that you found to be particularly memorable or cool or just really interesting or whatever for a project i have going in my free time and i would apreciate if you could share your opinions on this with me.again please point me in the right direction if this doesnt belong here. thanks.

 

Best quote of the game:

"Press the A button."

 

Not a quote, but a response to an action:

(You kick the computer; your foot hurts)

Or

"Alderaan, they're on Alderaan."

 

My personal favorite:

"Savior, conqueror, hero, villain. You are all things, Revan, and yet you are nothing. In the end you belong to neither the light nor the darkness. You will forever stand alone."

 

Whoa--I don't even remember that one, but I do like it. Who said it?

 

Malak says it to Revan on the Star Forge if you're playing the light side ending and the beginning of the conversation plays out like so:

Malak: "Well done, Revan. I was certain the defenses of the Star Forge would destroy you, but I see there is more of your old self in you than I expected. You are stronger than I thought; stronger than you ever were during your reign as the Dark Lord. I did not think that was possible."

Revan: "The light side is stronger than you know, Malak."

Malak: "I am tempted to try and capture you alive, Revan. Then I could break your will and bind you to me as my apprentice, as I did Bastila. You would be a far greater asset to me than even Bastila and her Battle Meditation, if I could control you. But is it worth the risk? Perhaps you are too powerful to be my apprentice I betrayed you when I realize my own strength was greater than yours; in time you might try to do the same to me."

Revan: "I will never serve the dark side again, Malak!"



Another good one, albeit a bit long:

Malak: "Im . . . impossible. I . . . I cannot be beaten. I am the Dark Lord of the Sith."

Revan: "This is the way of the dark side, Malak: all things end in death."

Malak: "Still . . . still spouting the wisdom the Jedi, I see. Maybe there is more truth in their code than I ever believed. I . . . I cannot help but wonder, Revan. What would have happened had our positions been reversed? What if fate had decreed I would be captured by the Jedi? Could I have returned to the light, as you did? If you had not led me down the dark path in the first place, what destiny would I have found?"

Revan: "I am sorry I started you on this path. But you chose to continue down it."

Malak: "I suppose . . . I suppose you speak the truth. I alone must accept responsibility for my fate. I wanted to be Master of the Sith and ruler of the galaxy. But that destiny was not mine, Revan. It might have been yours, perhaps
. . . but never mine. And in the end, as the darkness takes me, I am nothing."

 

I did it all for the Wookies.
The Wookies?
The Wookies.

 

"Where did you get the money to buy those supplies?"
"Well, we didn't exactly BUY them, per se."
"So you stole it?"
"Stole is such a harsh word. They would happily have given the supplies to us if they had a more generous heart. A tax on the greedy, I called it."

"Translation: 98% probability that members of this miniature organic meatbag's tribe have been taken prisoner and wishes for us to help."
"And the other 2%?"
"2% probability that this miniature organic meatbag is looking for trouble and needs to be blasted."

"Here on Korriban, we Sith rule. Frankly, whether you live or die depends on us. Do you have any idea how many Sith there are here?"
"12....now wait! 13!"

"So what do you know about the Sith?"
"Bad bad men, women too. But they make a fine good sandwhich. Uh, don't tell the Jedi Council I said that."

"[Force Persuade] You like me. In fact, you like me so much you want to give me some credits."
"You know, I think I do like you. Here's some credits."

"*sarcasm* Why don't you just shoot them now! It'll be quicker!"
"Yes! Very efficient. It is what I would do."
"Of course that's what YOU would do."

 

"*sarcasm* Why don't you just shoot them now! It'll be quicker!"
"Yes! Very efficient. It is what I would do."
"Of course that's what YOU would do."

Is that an HK-47 quote? What situation is it from?

 

"Who are you?"
"I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to take over the Republic."

 

"Who are you?"
"I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to take over the Republic."

Bastila got mad at me when I told her that.

She also got mad at:

"Where are you from."

"Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee. Can't you tell?"

Of course in my case it was true. But she didn't believe me.

And then any quote by HK-47 involving meatbags and hoping to blast people.

 

How about:

In the massage room in Davik's estate
Canderous: Ha, ha, ha! This is my kind of place.

Later...
Bastila's response about the situation - some disparaging remark about the male disposition or something.

 

"Is that an HK-47 quote? What situation is it from?"

Yep, it's an Hk-Johlee exchange in front of the Sith Academy on Korriban. Where the oh so stupid hopefuls are being manipulated by Mekel to stand until they starve.

 

Gammorean stew, master.

How old are you?
3,065. You know, healthy living.

 

"I informed him of his meatbag status. He found it quite infuriating."

"Can we kill something now?"
"Excuse me?"
"I do enjoy some unadulterated violence."

 

"Wait...you lost your lightsaber? How?"

"Maybe losing your lightsaber is a side effect of the battle meditation."



"Ohh, I get it. Think you're going to play with the old man's mind, do you. 'He's senile, so he won't remember any of this.' Wait...what were we talking about?"

 

"Would you rather be caught with something that's illegal, or just a little illegal?"
"What's the difference?"
"Oh, about twenty years."

 

that looks like a pretty good script for a video game- everyone raves about it, but I never got round to buying a copy. I may have to do so.

In fact I may have to do so today!

*I don't really care [ie- I'm not one to say 'wrong forum'] but why does KOTOR stuff keep popping up in the literature forum? This is an honest question- is it something to do with the forum rules that it belongs here or something to do with kotor (ie it has a lit element i am unaware of).

 

Well, you'll notice that we don't really discuss the gameplay aspect here, just the plot, universe, and detail behind these two things. Hence, the 'literary' aspects.

 

Here are my favorite quotes from my favorite character.

You: You just called me meatbag *again*!

HK-47: I'm sorry, Master, it's just that you have all those squishy parts. And all that water. I don't know how the constant sloshing around doesn't drive you crazy

You: ...Come to think of it, neither do I...
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You: How about 'human?'

HK-47: But Master, that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amounts of bulbous slushiness present inside your bipedal form!

You: Just call me 'human,' OK?

HK-47: What about 'liquidious fleshbag?'

You: How would you fell if I started calling you 'junk?'

HK-47: Very well, Master. *Sigh* You are a harsh taskmaster, Master. I like you more already...
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You: I dont think Killee is a word

HK47: Dammit master, im an assasination droid, not a dictionary.
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Assassin: I have come to appreciate the value of all life.

HK-47: Aw, that's so sad. Are you damaged? Can you be repaired?
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Am i the only one that kept HK-47 in thier partie thru the whole game just for his conversations and comments?


Also, anyone ever noticed HK-47=AK-47?
It seems suitable for a killing machine of his caliber.

 

haha. thats hilarious. this hk47 sounds like quite a character. thats it- www.ebay.com.au.....search....kotor....

 

I think one of the most amusing moments in KOTOR is the nonchalence HK-47 showed when he described how he butchered every single master he once had, except Revan.

 

"You have something you want to ask me?"
"I do. How did you know?"
"Well... your face is all scrunched up like a kinrath pup."
"A... a kinrath pup?! It most certainly is not! I am a Jedi, remember? I have far too much mental discipline to reveal what goes on inside my mind with such obvious physical clues. My thoughts remain hidden, including whatever my feelings are for you. Uh, I mean whatever I feel *about* you? uh, I mean whatever I *think* about you.?
?You?re so cute when you?re embarrassed.?
?I, that is, you? why must you be so positively infuriating?!?




"I am a law-abiding droid! Yes, law-abiding, that's me!"
"You don't sound very convincing."

 

"You are all Revan. Hero, savior, villain, conqueror. And yet you are nothing"

 

All from memory, so they may be a little off.

On Manaan:

"What were you doing in the Sith base?"
"I felt like killing some Sith."

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"So why did you start attacking them?"
"I felt like showing them who's boss."

[hr]

"How do you plead?"
"I don't plead, I tell!"

[hr]

On the Leviathan:

"How did you know about the Star Forge?"
"We found Malak's diary."

[hr]

In the Dune Sea:

"I say leave him."
"You´re pretty heartless for such a pretty lady, you know that?"
"I take it back. Let´s go congratulate his wife."

[hr]

In the sewers of Taris:

"Good, I've always wanted a Wookiee slave!

[hr]

"Wherever Big Z does, I´m going."
"Why wont this nightmare end?!"

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Hilarious stuff, all of it.