[Men and women] Have you ever been caught masturbating?

I have not, not ever...how about you?

 

Opening this up. This has to remain appropriate and on topic. Thank you .

 

nope

 

Nope. (thank god)

-The Scummy-

 

"Put down your penis and step away from the computer."

I've had about a dozen close calls, some involving hiding it underneath covers while engaging in conversation with a family memeber, sometimes even resorting to hiding my exposed area with a hand, thus confusing the hell out of my 6 year old brother.

 

yes. once. when I was 13. by my dad. we then had the "birds and bees" talk. it was uber-embarrassing.

 

No, but a buddy of mine did and he turned and said to his Mother, "Don't you ******* knock?"

 

Only losers get caught. (though I had a close call, my mom came in my room too talk about something and I was in my closet with the door open, thank god she did not come much further in.

-The Scummy-

 

No, thankfully.

 

Nope. Although I pretty much only do it in the shower or in my bed at night at which point I'm naked anyway (I sleep naked). So not really much chance to get caught... and anytime now I should move out of my parents' house anyway.

 

PPOR.

//obligatory

-The Scummy-

 

I have had way to many close calls ... I need a lock on my door ...

I also sleep nakey

 

No, and I never will.


I masturbated in a class once, and nobody noticed.

I sat at the front of the class.

Then I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom while my hand was in my pocket.







...maybe I shouldn't have told you that.

 

Wow, in class? Thats ... disgusting ...

 

I am failing to see how this is family friendly nor TOS abiding in more than 1 post already.....

Wow.

 

Hey, If the hot girl in class is going to not wear underwear...Thats her fault for making me a perv.

 

No, no, no.

 

Yes, by my pastor.

*hangs head in shame*


EDIT:

Indeed.

 

Wow, in class? Thats ...

Awesome!

And for me to answer that question - maybe. I may have sat upright in time, legs crossed.

 

Oh man. Back in 8th grade, we had a subsitute teacher. And we're just reading a story in English quietly. Well I was in the back with a few friends, and the one in front of me decided to start masturbating (Yes, it was a catholic school too, yet we had sweat pants on cause we had gym that day..) And my desk literally started shaking from his masturbating. The kids on my left in the next row were histarical. For me, I was quite grossed out. He also tried to get a few of the girls to look at it.

Funny thing is my friend told me he had a small penis too.

 

Yes.....by my sister's best friend. Oh and by my dad, and my sister. Then there's my brother and his friends. Gee, I got the worst luck. But I have a lock on my door, and I always lock it. How do they get in?

 

Having a locked door is worst, when people start banging on the door and demanding to know whats going on, what are you going to tell them?

 

Say it accidently locked...

 

I was in my closet




So your mom was trying to get you to come out of the closet, eh?

 

Erm ... its my room ... I would like privacy will I post on the boards

My mom has a lock on her door why cant I .... wait .... nvm ... dont answer that