[Midget Battle Royale] Oompa Loompas VS. The Lollipop Guild

What we get here is a whole ton of asskickery in explosive small packages. Who claims sweet victory in a knockdown dragout fight to the violent death?


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In the blue corner we have Willy's boys, the Oompa Loompas



VS.


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In the red corner, we have Dorothy's biggest fans, The Lollipop Guild



Who wins and why?

 

Well, the Lollipop Guild merely sang about how they were glad to meet Dorothy. The Oompa Loompas would've made up a rhyming ditty about how the Witch got what was coming to her in gory detail. Not to mention they can canonically roll a giant berry person with relative ease, whereas the Lollipop Guild only puts on airs.

Therefore:











Mini-me.
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My vote goes for the Oompa Loompas. Not because they're badder but because when things start to turn for them Wonka takes them all on that psychedelic boatride and they all die.

There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going...

 

Hmm, The Lollipop Guild seems sort of Popeye-tough, where the Oompa Loompas are wise. I say the fight never takes place because the Oompa Loompas are wise enough to run away and hide.

 

The term "midget" is a bit offensive.

They prefer to be called "imps"

 

So what would a midget pimp be called? Mimps?

 

I don't think I've ever been accused of being politically correct, Flarebottom.

 

Okay, I had to put a lot of thought into this. Intially I was gonna say The Lollipop Guild. I had figured that the Oompa Loompas had grown soft, given their life in a candy factory. Also, the Lollipop Guild just looks like they've probably done some shady stuff in their time. So this was all leading me to vote for the Lollipop Guild.

Then I remembered something. Before the Oompa Loompas were saved and brought to the factory (for slave labor) by Willy Wonka, they lived a tortured life, consantly being harassed by monsters and such. I'm sure it was common for them to see their neighbors and family members being eaten alive right in front of them. This means that they have the type of survival instincts that only the streets can provide.

Oompa Loompa fo' life!!!

 

Personally I'd have to go with the Ewoks....

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(Hey, they were played by midgets)

 

Oompa Loompas because it's T-shiiiiirt time!

 

Oompah loompahs, becuase I don't know wtf the lollipop guild is.

 

Are we only picking three Oompa Loompas or are you referring to all of Munchkin Village when you say Lollopop Guild? If the former, Oompa Loompas, the latter, I'll go with the Munchkins.

Amazing.

 

The Lollipop Guild has connections, dude. They can take any ****er down.


And Mr. B, those three only said they represented the Lollipop Guild. Presumably that means there are more than three members.

 

And Mr. B, those three only said they represented the Lollipop Guild. Presumably that means there are more than three members.

That's true. And there is a Munchkin army, I assume there must be some crossover. Munchkins in a walk.

Amazing.

 

Never underestimate munchkins.

 

Oompa Loompas, they're nasty little things.

 

There needs to be a fan film where they are about to do battle, then ewoks capture and eat both groups. I'd pay to see it.

 

Oompa Loompas all day. They do manual labor all day and keep in shape with dance routines.
How taxing can it be to make lollipops?

 

Srsly, **** the Ewoks, they aren't even on the table guys.

SMH, Always some white boy, got to bring up the holy trilogy.

 

This thread reminds me of the Cannibal Halflings I used in D&D. Freaky little things.

 

This thread reminds me of the Cannibal Halflings I used in D&D. Freaky little things.

Did they only eat other Halflings?

Amazing.

 

Of course not. They were cannibals, not racists.

 

Hit the yellow brick road!

 

That's what I thought at first Myke, but then I thought about it a little more. Please read my post above and let me know what you think.