Midget cover bands rock!

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Verne Troyers favorite.

I love these guys.

Anybody else got a favorite mini-cover band?

DC

 

Props eternal to anyone who should happen to produce a midget Village People....

 

I wonder if the midget Gene Simmons got his tongue lengthened too to make himself more authentic?

 

So would that be about 4 inchs then Robin?

DC

 

Maybe, I'm not sure exactly how long Gene's is.

 

I wonder if the midget Gene Simmons got his tongue lengthened too to make himself more authentic?

As I lifelong scholar of all things KISS, I can tell you that Gene Simmons did not have his tongue lengthened artificially.

Maybe, I'm not sure exactly how long Gene's is.

7 1/2 inches, I believe.

 

Really? I always heard he did, Biscuits.

 

midgets are funny cause they're not real people

 

midgets are funny cause they're not real people

If you pull their heads off and hook them to speakers, they make damn good karaoke machines.

 

That midget Ace isn't half the Ace I am, Curly


Ack!

 

@ everything in this thread!

 

Sweet Jebus!! A 7 1/2 inch tongue???

 

mini-KISS = best midget cover band ever. And I think tenbits is right - I heard that the Gene having his tongue lengthened was just a rumor .

 

No midget Village People picture yet? Damn.

 

Midgets rule.