Most quotable film(s)

Hi, just wondering what everyone here considers to be the most quotable films of all time - personally I would say Robocop, me and my mate play the Robocop quote game quite a lot when we`re both drunk!

"Can you fly, Bobby?"

"I`d buy that for a dollar!!"

"Mind if I.......zip this up?"

 

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Pedro offers you his protection

Napoleon Dynamite is the most quotable film of all time.

 

Aliens has a ton of memorable lines.

"Game over, man! Game over!"

"Get away from her, you *****!"

"We're on an express elevator to Hell, going down!"

"How do I get out of this chicken-**** outfit?"

"Look, man. I only need to know one thing, where they are."

 

Spinal Tap and The Blues Brothers own all in quotabilty.

 

Billy madison, Happy Gilmore, napoline dynamite

along with many others. I am a film student so i have seen a lot ad use a lot of quotes in my everyday life.

dkt

 

Kevin Smith movies. All of them

Clerks
" My girlfriend sucked 37 *****!"
" In a row?"
Mallrats
" He wants to screw my girl in a very uncomfotable place"
" What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"
Chasing Amy
" If the easter bunny, Santa Clause, a nice friendly lesbian and a man hating dyke all go for a dollar in the middle of the road, who'll get it first?"
/sighs " The man hating dyke?"
" Yes. Do you know why?"
" No."
" BECAUSE THE OTHER 3 DON'T ******* EXIST!"
Dogma
" Sex is a joke in heaven?"
" The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here too."
Jay and Silent Bob Strike back
" But after it's done say my what a lovly tea party."
Jersey Girl
" I masturbate sometimes two times a day."
" Good God! You are going to give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome!"

 

I have to say Pirates of the Carribean, Braveheart, and Pulp Fiction. Then again, I just love those movies.

 

Star Wars!

 

Fletch
Scarface
Real Genius
Ghostbusters
Mallrats
Dirty Harry
Christmas Vacation

 

Aliens is really only quotable for the fans of the film,and people who have insight on the series.

I`d say the most quoteable movies are the OT,and not because this is a Star Wars message board.I mean when you here your Gym Teacher quote Yoda,you know you have something special.I mean people who havent even seen the movies,say May the Force be with you,and I am your Father.

The second most quoteable film has to be The Godfather...

As for the most quoteable actor look no further than The Governor/Governator of California...

 

Monty Python and the HOly Grail.

Two friends and I can do pretty much the entire movie in time with it from memory.

 

*Pulp Fiction

Vincent: Have you ever heard the saying that if a man admits that he is wrong, he is automatically forgiven for all wrong doings? Ever heard of that one?

Jules: Man, get the hell out of here with that ****, the mother****** who said that didn't have to pick up itty bitty pieces of brain and skull on the account of your dumbass.


*True Romance

Marty: He's here for Alabama.

Drexle: Where the **** is that *****?

Clarence: She's with me.

Drexle: Who the **** are you?

Clarence: I'm her husband.

Drexle: Well, that makes us practically related.


*Airplane

Leslie Nielsen: Well, what was available for dinner?

Roger: It was a choice between chicken and fish.

Leslie: Oh, now I remember. I had the lasagna.


*Tombstone

Johnny Ringo: You must be Doc Holliday. Are you retired too?

Doc Holliday: Nope. I'm in my prime.

Johnny: (sarcastically) You look it.

Doc: Look darling. It's Johnny Ringo, the deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill they say. Should I hate him?

Doc's Woman: You don't even know him.

Doc: Yeah, I know, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes that reminds me of...me. Yep, I'm sure of it. I hate him.


*Animal House

Dean Wormer: Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every halloween the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring the toilets explode.

Student: I think you're talking about Delta, sir.

Dean: Of course I'm talking about Delta you little twirp!


*Fast Times At Ridgemont High


(after Jeff Spicoli crashes his friend's brother's car, avoiding a head-on collision with another car)

Friend: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill us!

Spicoli: Hey, man, just be glad that I had fast reflexes.

Friend: My brother's gonna ****!

Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude. Is he gonna ****, or is he gonna kill us?

Friend: First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us.

Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!

Friend: You can't fix this car, Spicoli.

(Spicoli sticks his head out of the window to realize that the hood is covered by a pile of cynder blocks)

Spicoli: I can fix it.


*Full Metal Jacket


Joker: Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

Hartman: Who said that? Who the **** said that?! Who's the slimy little communist **** twinkle-toed ****sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?!

(no one replies)

Hartman: Nobody, huh?! The fairy ****ing godmother said it! Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die! I will PT you all until your ass***** are sucking buttermilk!



*Office Space

Peter: Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time.

Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, and I think that if I were a millionaire I'd be able to hook that up cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Peter: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well, the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do

Peter: Good point.

Lawrence: Well, what about you, dude. What would you do?

Peter: Nothing. I would relax. Sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing.

Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke and don't do ****.




You could probably add a series of Govenator flicks to the pile.

 

The following come to mind:

Animal House
Caddyshack
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Tombstone
Old School

 

There are many great films that can be quoted at will. For me, I can list five.

1. the Godfather I/II - Well, not really quoted, but you can apply what is said in these films to almost any situation. Afterall, "It's not personal, it's strictly business"

2. Almost Famous - Actually a very quotable film. You can use "I am a Golden God!" anytime.

3. Animal House - Classic lines to be used all the time. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"

4. Scarface - See the Godfather, just not as applicable. "I always tell the truth, even when I lie."

5. Office Space - "Peter...what's happening?"

 

Star Wars definately. More recently, I would say Napoleon Dynamite or Anchorman.

A few favorites from Anchorman:

"Milk was a bad choice!"
"The man punted Baxter!"
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"I love lamp"
"I'm going to punch you in the ovary. Straight shot to the baby-maker"
"Go back to your home on whore island!"
"You have a dirty whore-ish mouth"
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!"
"Como esta beetches!"
"You are a dirty pirate hooker"
"I'm just going to lay it out. I want to be on you"
"And that is scientific fact!"

 

Well I'd be a fool if I didn't list this one. I'm not sure if it's quotable for everyone it's more a fact that it's my favorite film.


"My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes."

"That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator."

"That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?
I don't know, Boss.
You better get in there and get it out, boy."

"Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille."

"Any man playing graba$$ or fightin' in the building spends a night in the box."

"You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right."

"Sorry, Luke. I'm just doing my job. You gotta appreciate that.
Nah - calling it your job don't make it right, Boss."

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."

"You gonna get used to wearin' them chains afer a while, Luke. Don't you never stop listenin' to them clinking. 'Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good.
Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, cap'n."

"I can eat fifty eggs.
Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
You just said he could eat anything.
Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Yeah, but in how long?
A hour.
Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager."


"He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him. He back-sassed a free man. They got their rules. We ain't got nothin' to do with that. Would probably have happened to him sooner or later anyway, a complainer like him. He gotta learn the rules the same as anybody else.
Yeah, them poor old bosses need all the help they can get."



"Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."

"Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
I thought it was a nice round number."

Of course all of these gems are from Cool Hand Luke

And here's a good one from True Romance:

"That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. *Bleeps* you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water."

 

The entire Star Wars saga.

 

napoleon dynamite and finding nemo.

 

I've been quoting Napoleon Dynamite from the "kickball" deleted scene a lot:

"Which one of us knows illegal ninja moves from the government?"

My other favorite quotable is As Good As It Gets.

Soak it up. Could be your last chance for a hug for a few days.

Come in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

Donut munching morons!

Lucky you, you're here for rock-bottom, you absolute horror of a human being.

Quit worrying, you'll be back on your knees in no time.

Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.

He might try to pull the stiff one-eye on me.

Go shake down 7-11 for a day old wiener.

People who speak in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch.

I'm sorry, but we don't open for the 'no sex' odes until 9am.

How do you write women so well? I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability.


And the whole 'queer president' speech.

 

ANH
ESB
ROTJ
Napolean Dynamite
This is Spinal Tap
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Sleepy Hollow
Dirty Harry

 

Spaceballs.

And Napoleon Dymamite.

gOSH

 

In no particular order:

Spaceballs
Pulp Fiction
Any Kevin Smith flick
Army of Darkness

There's some that I'm forgetting, but these stand out.

 

For me personally it is That Thing You Do. When ever I watch that I can pretty much recite most of the movie.

 

Princess Bride ("My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.")
Star Wars (Now really. There are so many wonderful one-liners you can't help but quote.)
Three Musketeers("You object to losing your head?" "Yes, I like it where it is!")
Indiana Jones (Same as Star Wars. )
Pirates of the Caribbean(Too many.. Like SW and Indy.. )
And The Godfather, of course.

And my friend Stevie is hovering over my shoulder and tells me I have to add:

Old School