Mrs Butterworth's husband?

The Mrs implies that she is married, but I've never heard of or seen her husband. She's been around for forty years, so we can rule out a gay marriage.

 

He was killed in a baking accident. OR WAS HE?

 

He went missing one day when he saw a waffle drowning. Mr. Buttersworth jupmed in to save the poor waffle. He was never seen again. On the bright side, the waffle was fine.

 

We all know where he went. He ran off with Aunt Jemima.

 

I heard he was caught trying to freebase breakfast cereal.

 

It could be Hungry Jack, or Uncle Ben, or Jimmy Dean, or Bob Evans.

 

It's Gordon Ramsay. They're separated because she couldn't stand the f-bombs.

 

She battered him to death.
Flippin' obvious.


-JR

 

You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do. Believe me, I whisk I could just whisk away my feelings, but I can't.

*batter, batter, batter*


-JR

 

He's probably the guy whose quietly spending Mrs Butterworths fortune

 

Nice one!

 

HE LEFT HER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T COOK A ****ING PANCAKE!