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Mrs. Snerd is Pregnant Again

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Mortimer_Snerd, Aug 4, 2007.

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  1. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    It seems I've got another bun in the oven. As soon as I find out which one of you is responsible for this...I am going to kill you.

     
    Mortimer_Snerd, Aug 4, 2007
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  2. PrincessChattyCathy

    PrincessChattyCathy Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Congrats to you and Mrs. Snerd!
     
    PrincessChattyCathy, Aug 4, 2007
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  3. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    Well my sperm will swim 500 miles and it will swim 500 more...
     
    jedi_john_33, Aug 4, 2007
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  4. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    When his sperm goes out, well it knows it's gonna be gonna be the sperm that impregnates Mrs. Snerd..


    ...and congrats! :D
     
    Harpua, Aug 4, 2007
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  5. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    TaaAAaap! *echo* TaaAAAaap! *echo* Taa aa uh aa uh aa uh aa aa aap!
     
    jedi_john_33, Aug 4, 2007
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  6. plo_koom

    plo_koom Jedi Knight star 5

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    My seed is the most verile and belligerent of them all. It was my. I am da father in da op
     
    plo_koom, Aug 4, 2007
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  7. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    That's not true . . . THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! :_|



    . . . and congratulations on the new Snerdling, Mortimer! :)
     
    poor yorick, Aug 4, 2007
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  8. Jedi_Johnson

    Jedi_Johnson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Congrats on another young'un.
     
    Jedi_Johnson, Aug 4, 2007
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  9. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Thank you all. I am pretty sure that my steady diet of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Bratwurst has insured a majority of "Y" chromosomes down there in me pills, so I won't have to be cursed with a daughter.

    Also Severen has stated that he wants a little brother and not a little sister.

     
    Mortimer_Snerd, Aug 4, 2007
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  10. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    [image=http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/f/9/8f92479c8c2922b08acf339f49580c3c.gif]
     
    Boba_Fett_2001 , Aug 4, 2007
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  11. Jedi_Johnson

    Jedi_Johnson Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Thats one helluva diet. You are an inspiration to me. :cool:
     
    Jedi_Johnson, Aug 4, 2007
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  12. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler & Former Mod/Wacky Wed. Winner star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Winner

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    Awww, congrats!!!! [:D] [:D]
     
    Healer_Leona , Aug 4, 2007
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  13. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    It's okay Snerd... we know you love the sausage, and prefer boys. :p


    Oh and ... it's great to see you. I've missed you. [:D]
     
    Harpua, Aug 4, 2007
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  14. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Congratulations, man.
     
    Tabula Rasa, Aug 4, 2007
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  15. ImperialRecruiter

    ImperialRecruiter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well if you must have another kid, at least improve your beer. Switch out the PBR for Warsteiner. It goes better with bratwurst.

    Congrats on the extension of your legacy. May this one bring even more fame to the Snerd name.
     
    ImperialRecruiter, Aug 4, 2007
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  16. jacemathem

    jacemathem Jedi Master star 5

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    Little Snerdlings...
     
    jacemathem, Aug 4, 2007
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  17. darthtenbiscuits

    darthtenbiscuits Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Congrats, Snerd-man!

    ...But it wasn't me who knocked up your wife. I was too busy putting biscuits in my own wife's oven.
     
    darthtenbiscuits, Aug 4, 2007
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  18. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost star 7

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    Congrats, Snerd!

    This is exactly what the world needs, more little Snerds. I look eagerly to the future.
     
    Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Aug 4, 2007
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  19. Thrawn1786

    Thrawn1786 Jedi Master star 5

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    Congratulations! :)
     
    Thrawn1786, Aug 4, 2007
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  20. StarWarsFreak444

    StarWarsFreak444 Jedi Master star 7

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    Congratulations!!!!!!! [:D] [:D]

    What will you name the child? :p
     
    StarWarsFreak444, Aug 4, 2007
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  21. CrazyHillbilly619

    CrazyHillbilly619 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Congrats!
     
    CrazyHillbilly619, Aug 4, 2007
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  22. Suzuki_Akira

    Suzuki_Akira Jedi Master star 7

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    Congrats man. What happens if the paternity test comes back it's, heaven forbid...yours?
     
    Suzuki_Akira, Aug 4, 2007
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  23. DarthFacetious

    DarthFacetious Jedi Knight star 6

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    Congrats, Snerd!

    I hope your babies bring you joy
     
    DarthFacetious, Aug 4, 2007
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  24. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Or at least some money. Put those things to work.
     
    EmpireForever, Aug 4, 2007
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  25. -G-O-A-T-

    -G-O-A-T- Jedi Master star 3

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    You're winning the human race.
     
    -G-O-A-T-, Aug 4, 2007
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