My American Vacation

Hello! I am-a Fabrisio.

One-a day, I went to America.
It was nice.

I go to pizza restaurant and say: I need pizza.

The lady there says: Okay. And she gives me a table.

So I order. I say: I need-a two piece.

The lady say: Bathroom is down the hall.

I say: No no. You don't understand. I need-a two piece.

She say: Watch your language.

I got mad and said: No! I need-a two piece on my plate.

She say: You better not piece on the plate, you summa na beach.

I say: What is?

The lady called cops.

I go home now.

 

Ba DUM, CHING

I get it

 

That was good

 

If you say 'eh' a lot, that means we don't like you because you don't like us. Either way, thats pretty funny.