My brother doesn't flush the toilet.

After he pees, that is. But it's disgusting anyway.

 

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

 

It's disgusting i know!

My brother doesn't either, but with both. I go out before him in the morning, and he must take a dump before he leaves, then when i get home the entire upstairs smells of last nights dinner.

 

Every guy on my floor does not flush the toilet when they pee. I win!

 

I flush

 

Not flushing is bad, but not washing your hands is even worse!

Disgusting!

 

Be glad he actually uses the toilet.

 

Does he put the seat down? That would be amusing.

 

"Focker, I'm not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat for Christ sakes!"
"The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker."

 

That's comforting

Actually, it started only a couple months ago. He's going to hit 14 this year, so maybe it's a sign of puberty?

 

He may not have flushed, but you're the one causing a big stink.

 

Well flushing is a complex matter.

After you pee you really don't want to flush it.

Its something you made and you're proud of it.

You don't want to kill it. It's almost like getting abortion.

I flush.

But leave the seat up.


Beast

 

to flush or not to flush...that is the question.

 

And why do some guys flush halfway through? Whats the point of that?

 

To watch it go doooooooooooown

 

Its a game to see if you can finish before the watr goes down.

UNDISPUTED!!


Beast

 

flush people!

 

I flush.

But leave the seat up.

So... you flush with the seat up. Are you aware of the fact that it actually spills the contents of the toilet around your bathroom?

 

Thats sounds fun.

 

be thankful its in the potty and not on the ground

 

I always put the seat down after I'm down.

 

Also, G-FETT, it saves the time of flushing afterwards.

IRONIC or COINCIDENTAL


Beast

 

does he wash his handS?

 

IRONIC