My butt crack itches...

Could be a rash forming on the cheek where the itch is coming from... I wonder if I should dowse it with baby powder? ?

Hmmm...

This has lasted long enough. Some things weren't meant to be discussed on the JC.

 

Hemmmorhoids?

 

Ingrown hair?

 

Tapeworms trying to escape your butthole perhaps.

 

did you fall on a nail?

 

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say...misfiring nerves?

 

Maybe you should wash it.

 

Dear God.

 

Nasty!

 

My buttcrack smells like doodie.

Think you're better than me?

 

I miss butt, jedi_lite's old sock!

 

Your butt can be a little sore after sex involving spanking, should heal in a few days.

 

The best remedy for an itchy ass ... is shove a pineapple up it.

 

I can't believe this thread lasted the night!

 

TMI

 

On a completely serious note, you should use Preparation H. You obviously have a rash of that sort, and Prep. H should treat it.

 

Wow, nice info!

 

Step 1.
Wash. Take a bath. Clean your private parts well.

Setp 2.
Wear loose fitting underwear and apply light powder.

Step 3.
If itch continues, make an appointment with your doctor or do a walk-in.

 

^ hey thats my icon, I never see anyone with that icon. [face_shocked]

I say itch your butt, but make sure you are clean or your underwear might get a kiss from your bunghole. Girls love when men have skidmarks.

 

You can't itch your butt.

Maybe scratch it?

 

My butt crack itches...


Seek professional help immediately.

 

Scratch it, definitely.

 

i cant even think of anything to say

 

i wonder if his butt still itches...that'd be a record

 

I like scratching my butt. It makes my fingers smell good.