My left eyebrow keeps twitching.

I don't know why and it's starting to drive me crazy! What do I do to make it stop?

 

Staple it.

 

Shave it off.

 

Start trying to make the right one twitch in tune with the left one. Then you can set it to music and do a recording for youtube. In a few short months, you'll be able to introduce your evil sockpuppet that also has the twitching eye-brow routine and you'll both do a eyebrow twitching duet that will be all the rage on the internet. This could lead to a big hollywood deal.

You're welcome.

 

Have you been consuming large amounts of caffeine?

 

Do you work with Inspector Clouseau?

 

Have sex. Sex always helps.

 

Ow.

That wouldn't really work, seeing as it's the muscle underneath the eyebrow that is twitching, not the eybrow itself. At least not the hairs.

Souderwan, you are the font of all wisdom!

No.

No.

 

I do my best!

 

It's a tumor

 

Have you been using botox?

 

No. Spock uses the right eyebrow. Not the left.

 

IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!!

No.

I can't raise just one eyebrow. I'm very sad about this.

 

I can only raise my left. Its cost me a lot of opportunities in life.

 

It's a mild form of epilepsy.

As long as it doesn't leave you face in a permanent mask of horror,requiring medicating,don't worry about it.

 

^ That's what you are attempting.

 

Or lupus.

 

You had too many Margaritas.

 

Oh, good.

Probably.

It's never Lupus.

I don't like Margaritas.

 

What about Tequilas?

 

I don't like Tequila, either. Actually, that's why I don't like Margaritas.

 

Ok, so my eyebrow stopped twitching, but now my left lower eyelid is doing it.

Help me YJCC! You're my only hope.

 

Pour water on your face and then crawl into your freezer and put your face into the ice cube holding box tray thing. Stay there for 3 hours.

When you leave, your eyes will be frozen.

 

Clearly you did not take the above advice. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with you. I put a lot of thought into that, you know.

 

I tried! My eyebrows aren't trainable.

Do you still like me?