My phone is sending out dirty text messages on its own.

So, last night I went to bed at 9pm because I'm lame. I had put my phone on my desk, where I put it every night. I woke up, did my business, checked the phone, and see that I had apparently sent a text at 9:23pm with the message "69" to some random number, and it had failed to fully send.


Do cell phones do this? I mean, I just got this phone last month but it's still a pretty old timey one.

 

Your cell phone is a perverted Decepticon.

That is all.

 

How can a mobile phone have an agenda?

 

Maybe it was a random service code test thingie sent to your service provider? I'd check with them just to be sure.

Also, turn off your phone for a bit. If it turns itself back on and starts doing weird stuff, then you got a Decepticon scout in your hands. Find the nearest lake and attempt to dispose of it there.

 

Oh ****, Maximum Overdrive is coming true!

 

Your phone has a secret lover.

 

Sending out, "69?" to someone would have been dirtier.

 

Sleep texting.

 

My phone sends dirty texts to my girlfriend all the time. What's weird is that her phone sends dirty responses back. I try to talk to her about it but we always wind up screwing like animals.

 

what other dirty text messages has it been sending out?

 

It's been quiet. I live in a really insanely creepy building, so anything is possible here.

 

Your phone isn't posting messages to that one "if jcc'er x mated with jcc'er y" thread by chance, is it? Please tell it to stop.