San Fran, CA NEED classic star wars trash talk ASAP!!! Please =)

Hey Peeps:

A friend of mine is looking for star wars-style insults. If you were trash talking someone in the Star Wars universe, what would it sound like? He is working on a project for LucasArts, and some of you have met him. I know we can come through for him =) Please post!!! Thanks and see you guys on Sept 15 or sooner!!!


SRB

 

Bantha poodo! or just "Poodo"

 

i had that one too! anyone else? im sure we can come up with more stuff!

 

Lazer Brain

 

Your mithiclorian count must be low

 

You're hornier than Maul!

 

"Kiss my asteroid field!"

 

Boba Fat

 

nerf herder!
or if you really wanna shine them on, it's "Hasta la vista baby"... woops wrong movie

try this:
"why you slimey double crossin no-good swindler! You gotta allotta guts coming here... after what YOU pulled"

 

i LOVE that one!

 

Jango Fat?

 

Wait do you want insults FROM the movies/games/novels etc etc directly OR insults born of STAR WARS pop cultureness. I'll cover both

Most of the movies are covered so I'll go into the novels and games:
"Sithspawn!" (X-wing Rogue Squadron novels)
"Frag!" (X-wing also)
"Stang!" (various sources)
"Fier Fek!" (Republic Commando game, Huttese curse of some kind)
"And you have the mind of a Kowakian Monkey Lizard" (Kyle Katarn in Jedi Outcast, Kowakian Monkey Lizard is Salicious Crumb's species)
"Blaster Bolts" (Young Jedi Knights novels)
"you couldn't hit the broad side of a bantha!" (I forget where this comes from... I think X-wing novels)
"smashed flatter than a hutt in heavy gravity" (X-wing Wedge's Gamble)
"Kiss my Wookiee! (Courtship of Princess Leia, Han says this to Warlord Zinj as he launches concussions missles at the bridge of the Super Star Destroyer "Iron Fist")
"By the Force! (It was a comic, I wanna say Dark Empire but I don't think so...)
"Hutt Slime" (a novel... don't recall which)

You guys forgot from the movies:
"You Rebel Scum!"
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee"
"E chu ta!" (Dunno what it means, I think it's Huttese, but C-3P0 Was offended lol)
"What in the blazes..." (Obi from AOTC)


Pop Culture Star Wars insults:
Some from Robot Chicken:
Yo mommas so fat Obi Wan said "That's no moon, it's your momma!"
Yo mommas so stupid she spent all day sayin am not, to R2.
Yo mommas so stupid that she went to Bangkok for a TIE Fighter.
and of course:
Yo mommas so stupid she thought a lightsaber has just 1 calorie.
*new from me* Your mommas so ugly that Admiral Ackbar took one look at her and said "IT'S A TRAP"

Triumph The Comic Insulting Dog:
"You're dressed as... a huge nerd? Yes?"
"Jedi Obi Wanna Wack off right now..."
"You don't deal with lesser life forms? You must be a lonely guy!"
"but you're not breathing heavily... imagine that you just run... 10 feet..."
"When's he due? That will be the last time he sees female genitalia..."
"Which ever one of you wins is the UBER DORK..."
"Seriously, have you ever talk to a woman without giving your credit card number?"
"Here's a spoiler, YOU WILL DIE ALONE!"
"Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"
"What substance was Han Solo frozen in? No no... I'm sorry the correct answer is "Who gives a ****"


that's just a few from off the top of my head...

 

Oh here's a very comprehensive list... Some of these are just foreign to even me.

Star Wars Insults

Oh Holy Sith... forgot about that one. haha
Sith happens!

 

That's an actual insult:

Kiss My Asteroid - A pejorative request ("Skreej," Tales Vol. 3).

 

Frack is also a SW curse! LOL

Frack - An adaptable expletive (The Black Fleet Crisis: Shield of Lies). Note that this is an homage to the television program Battlestar Galactica.

 

"Blast it!"

 

"Laser Brains"

 

Well, there is my own little side story about Boba's illegitimate clone brother (dont' ask) Bubba Fett.

Bubba lives in the dune sea in an old broken down freighter on concrete blocks with his main squeeze the mutant Twi'lek, Gotta Quater. Together the pass the time getting pasted while plugging wamp rats from their porch and make crazy whoopie in front (but just out of reach) of an ancient desert sarlacc just to irritate it.
Bubba is known to wear his helmet and briefs and little else when he answers the door, ofter he has chew stains running down his chest because while working he refuses to gets to take off his helmet when he spits. He is frequently between jobs, partly because he's a miserable shot which is a problem being a soldier of fortune, but also because, well.. he smells.
Bad.
Really bad.
One wonders why Gotta stays with him, but since she fried her sinus in a tragic accident using a blaster to trim nose hairs she, "Can't smell a darn thing *hic*". That and no one in their right mind would want her around either as she tends to swing a mean chair when she gets drunk, which is nearly all the time. Could be another reason Bubba keeps his helmet on too. Another reason might be the time he mentioned that she was the same ever attractive color as rancid bantha cheese. Not a way to make points with a drunken Twi.


Irreverent? Moi? Maybe a little.


I think it would make a great series, but they just keep sending back my mail unopened now.

Don't know why. Maybe it's the crayon illustrations. I never got past stick figures in art class. Go figure.

Okay now, serious biz: Check out Troops or I.M.P.S. for ideas.

My personal favorite for Scout Troopers: Tree Dodgers.

Still cracks me up just thinking about it.

Going with that you can get Bucket Head and some others. "Clean Trooper" could imply easy city or station duty, a trooper which does not "get his hands soiled by REAL work". Surf Trooper might also be a derivitive of that as well, a snide term for slackers. Naturally there would be derisive terms for officers and non coms too. Basically any caste or class distinction tends to generate exclusiveness and then terms which belittle everyone else while creating a sense of community within. Even the big rebel helmet troops could be "Slap heads" or "Wedge heads"

Could also tell the person to log into SW Galaxies and find a good Role Playing group, they got a ton of comebacks and retorts.

Or at least they did before it changed.

 

sithspit

 

awesome!!! thanks guys. much appreciated! i will keep you in the loop in case he uses some of these, we can watch out for it when the thingymadjig comes out.

xo!

 

Oh here's one I totally love and forgot about "if ego's could power shields you'd be invincible" and later on "Why don't you just expand that shield to cover the whole squad, you have enough ego for that!".

Ah... X-wing Rogue Squadron... glorious.

 

Ming your knowledge of the EU astounds me =) someday i will get through all the books eva got me and give you a run for your money. i gua-ran-tee it =)

happy birthday btw. oops wrong thread.

 

A run for my credits Sharon... CREDITS... Much to learn you still have...

Why else do you think I'd take the rank of Jedi Master.