Nicknames for Star Wars characters

Yoda- Green Mean Fighting Machine

Mace Windu- Master Shaft

Palpatine- Old rags

Qui-Gon Jin- Samuari with big nose

Ben Kenobi- Who got nomitated for a Oscar hmmm?

Anakin- Tragedy in can

Padme- HOT

Leia- Kind of hot

Jabba- Fatzo

Jar Jar- Speech inpedament amphibian

C-3P0- "Oh my goodess greatess me, I am a gay man's golden fantasy" (in song)

Tarkin- Nazi man

Greedo- suck face

Mundi- Dick Head

Luke- whiny farmboy

Lando- The Pimp from the sky

Han- James Bond meets Star Wars, with some attidude

Chewie- Furball

R2-D2- walking trashcan

Boba Fett- why do the good die young

Jango Fett- Windu bait

Maul- Horny man

Grievous- Droid with a smoking attiction

Stormtroopers- Bad Shot

Nute Gunray- Tool

I am just being fun, no offense intended (maybe some to Jar Jarr though)

 

Some more I forgot

Count Dooku- The Man with the Golden Gun/Vampire

Darth Vader- Scuba diver

Uncle Owen- Over conservative parent

Sio Bibble- Pointless

Bail Organa- Rebel with a cause

Boss Nass- Rubber lips

Wedge- Lucky

Biggs- So what were those stories?

Ackbar- "Admiral Biatch"

 

Once again I am just being fun not offensive

 

Oh yeah

Wicket- Teddy Bear warrior

Wampa- Wampa Stompa

Tusken Raiders- Sand people (of course)

Sebulba- Evil Dale Earnheart

Watto- Slave Driver

 

Leia = kinda hot?


Bro, Princess Leia in the gold bikini is Smokin' Hot!!

 

*sniff sniff*

whats that i smell could it be a lock

*sniff sniff*

 

Sorry I need to change Leias

Leia- Kind of hot (except in the bikini)

 

In the collection of the useless thread, this one takes a good place. Especially since you are the only one around who gives them those nicknames.

*sniff sniff!*

I sniff it too...

P.S. Palpy is not an "Old rags" Grrrr

 

I love Palpatine, I am just trying to be fun, I am not trying to be mean, please lighten up, please, I am not trying to be offensive, just fun!

 

lol chill out will ya...even if you wer being offensive nobody wud care..thers plenty of threads makin characters look bad or makin fun of them so relax

 

Leia KIND OF HOT?!!!! DOW DARE YOU?!

How about Leia, Golden Bikini fetish boy's fantasy come true!

Sio Bibble: Pointless

You forgot his beard.

Wedge: Mar. talks too much during battle.

Slimy!

 

I love Tragedy in a can!

Although Anakin and pre-suit Vader in RotS (but only in RotS) is Sex on Legs.

 

lol chill out will ya...even if you wer being offensive nobody wud care..thers plenty of threads makin characters look bad or makin fun of them so relax

Thank you

 

Wedge: Mar. talks too much during battle.

I like that one

 

how bout

Mace Windu: The Bad Mother ******

 

That is just plain wrong.

 

Most of those aren't even names. Who would ever say "That's what you said when 'So what were those stories?' and Tank left."?

 

Most of those aren't even names. Who would ever say "That's what you said when 'So what were those stories?' and Tank left."?

How about:

Biggs: Storyteller

 

Ki-Adi-Mundi:He Who Stabs People With his Head and then His Saber

 

Kit Fisto- The Jammin Jedi

 

Mace Windu: The Bad Mother ******

You're obsessed with Mace!!!! How about

Mace Windu: The Cool Jedi but Bad Actor

EDIT: No, Mace Windu: Cool Jedi, who has a bad actor that plays him.... or somethin

 

How about thses nicknames, giving Star Wars characters the names of other famous movie characters

Luke- The Joker

Han Solo- James Bond

Palpatine- The Godfather

Lando- Shaft

Yoda- Gollum

Anakin- Neo

Ben (AOTC)- Dick Tracy

Vader- Jason

Maul- Freddy Krugger

Dooku- Count Dracula

Jabba- also The Godfather

Jar Jar- Wicket

Wicket- Jar Jar

 

I've got one!

Darth-Indiana-Bond=n00b!

Not only is this pointless, but you spammed it 5 times in a row.

And Son_of_Jango, you do know you can't say that right?

Sniff, sniff. Yeah, that's a lock.

Sniff. Maybe a ban.

Snort. And that's cocaine.

 

Would people get off my back, I have said this so many times, I AM NOT TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE.

You guys are really being mean and rude

P.S.-Son of Jango said I was ok, and this topic was ok.