No Sexual Relationships for the Jedi but what about the Sith?

No Sexual Relationships for the Jedi but what about the Sith?

People are always going on about the Jedi not being able to love and that they are not allowed to have romantic attachments, but what about the Sith? How do the Sith expect to reproduce? Do they grab the first child that shows force potential?

Now, technically, since the Sith are evil "love" is not truly possible. Which would explain why Vader and Palpatine showed no love. Maul showed no love, nor did Dooku.

But what about Jedi to Jedi relationships? Aren't they the "Ambassadors of peace?" Do they not show mutual respect / friendship / love for one another?

No Sexual Relationships for the Jedi but what about the Sith?

 

Good question, I have wondered about that. Where do the new Sith come from and wouldn't it be to their advantage to reproduce so that they could defeat the Jedi?

I bet they have an Incubus complex and that is how they procreate.

 

I imagine that if Maul or Dooku wants to go hang out with some swingin' honeys, Sidious lets him go, as long as he's home by midnight and gets his homework done.

And as for Vader... well, part of the reason he got to the dark side in the first place might be due to his relationship with Padme.

Of course, his 'lightsaber' might no longer operate after his crippling injuries, so ya never know.


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Incibus complex? Ha... I never thout about it that way.

I assume that they could use the dark side of the force to pick up chix.

I could just see it now...

Palaptine: You want me, I know you do. (Waves his hand and women flock to him.)

It would kind of be like Kevin Neilan on Saturday Night Live doing his "Mr. Subliminal" routine.

 

Honestly, I believe that the Jedi are a bunch of thinkers that are full of hipocritical issues. I think that the purge of the Jedi is necessary and that is why Luke Skywalker is given no reference to the Knights of the Old Republic.

The only information that Luke has is the information that Obi-Wan had given him, the information that Yoda had instructed him and whatever he could find in Obi-Wans hut back on Tatooine (In between ESB and RotJ.) That is how he got the plans to build a new Lightsaber.

In the years following RotJ Luke married and had children, as did Leia and others. Luke educated these children in learning the ways of the force.

So, in the Old Republic no acknowledged sexual relations. In the years following RotJ sexual relationships were permitted.

 

No ual Relationshipes for the Jedi but what about the Sith

Not so, Ki-Adi-Mundi had like four or five wives, and all of the jedi from Corellia had love life's also.

 

Okay, but what about the Sith? Do they have an Incibus Complex? How do they procreate?

 

They do but they never see the same woman more then once so there could be hundreds of offspring from Maul Sidious and/or Dooku

 

You're all wrong.

There is no such thing as sex in Star Wars.

Sorry.

That would explain the Council's mediocre response to a "virgince in the Force!!!!" (sp?)

They have no idea what a virgin is...

 

Starts laughing...

 

Well, all I can say is that if the Sith were allowed to get laid and the Jedi weren't, it's amazing that there weren't more than twenty who were lost...

 

A Sith can do anything he/she wants, including screw around. That the whole allure of being a Sith.

 

"How do they procreate?"
I don't know ... cloning, maybe?

As for the Sith getting laid, no one's really specified who their partners might have been, if I'm not mistaken.
I'm sure they had sexual "relations," just not necessarily for procreation purposes.

 

okay no more then 2 sith at a time-for reason from history. They killed each other off. Duh.

As for relations they are allowed to have them but being a Jedi comes first. Which is why Leia never really finished her training. Her proiroty was the senate.

Luke didn't just get married and have kids. He found and trined jedi for many years before even starting a romance with Mara-he had others over the years though.

And they had a holocron and other items as well a tthe Jedi Academy.

 

sith dont really need to procreate, but they might.....you dont make more sith by having little sith babies....when a master is struck down by an apprentice, the new master goes and tries to find an apprentice for himself...possibly a failed jedi padawan or a knight that has been expelled from the order.....

 

Palpatine's a regular Casanova. Just take a look at those wrinkles. Meeeow, baby.

Look at Maul even- all throughout TPM he's horny.

Vader? Ahem...tall, dark, and handsome. Besides, what girl doesn't want a man who has a voiceover done by James Earl Jones? It's so deep and sexy.

As for Dooku? Boy does he know how to work a saber, I'll tell ya. Too bad it's curved at the end. He really could have done something with that.


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Whoever said that the Jedi couldn't love or have sex? "Attachment is forbidden, possession is forbidden" I don't see "love" or "sex" in there.

D'OH!~Homer Simpson

 

Well, George said that Jedi don't have to be chaste-they just can't get married without permission from the Council-and it has to be a good reason.

So I'm guessing that it's "friends with benefits" for the most part.

The Sith?

Well, on one hand, I can see Sideous forbidding Maul any opportunities to get it on, because that would only make him more miserable and angry.

HOWEVER...and this is very disturbing-I would venture that Sith are into um, non-consentual stuff and sadism. I wouldn't be the least surprised if Sideous rewarded Maul for something by allowing him to rape or molest someone.

 

i'd love to have a sexual relationship with a sith! lol
Ray Park is a hottie.

 

I doubt that the Sith have any sexual relationships because they're too power-driven, greedy, and ultraviolent to think about sex.

 

PMT99 wrote...

"I doubt that the Sith have any sexual relationships because they're too power-driven, greedy, and ultraviolent to think about sex."

How many politicians also fit into this category? And yes, they do have time for a little nookie. However, if you take note it is never with their wife.

 

But politicians don't kill people for a living like the Sith do.

 

The Sith are probably into very hard core, Marquis de Sade type of things.

 

I volunteer to do it with Vader!!! *sighs longingly*