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JCC Noam Chomsky died but got better

Discussion in 'Community' started by 3sm1r, Jun 18, 2024.

  1. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Force Ghost star 6

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    He was 95.

    It's not easy to find intellectuals with such a wide knowledge of several unrelated topics. His main field was linguistic, yet he was popular for his political analysis and philosophical ideas as well.

    He will be missed.
     
  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    He is not dead yet. The report came from a random unsourced Twitter post. Outlets who reached out to his wife and editor were told that he's "doing well." Why someone would do a death hoax about a nonagenarian, I don't quite understand.
     
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  3. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 7

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    Actual current image of Noam Chomsky

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Count Yubnub

    Count Yubnub Chosen One star 5

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    Imma get points for this!
     
  5. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Chosen One star 6

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    Is he a lich now?
     
  6. DarthTunick

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  7. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    Mods, please change the thread title to "Noam Chomsky didn't die."
     
  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Noam Chomsky lived, *****." Gotta star that out, ***** - PG
     
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  9. blackmyron

    blackmyron Chosen One star 7

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    I think the better title would be "Noam Chomsky Is Now Schrodinger's Cat"
     
  10. Point Given

    Point Given Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Mine's better
     
  11. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    How about "Noam Chomsky dichotomized."
     
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  12. DarthPhilosopher

    DarthPhilosopher Chosen One star 6

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    Clearly Chomsky planned this so he could read what people thought about him before he actually dies.
     
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  13. gezvader28

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    is he dead? ffs
     
  14. 3sm1r

    3sm1r Force Ghost star 6

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    Apologies to everyone.
    It seemed legit but I should have checked the sources more carefully.

    Also, as Guy also said, it was hard for me to imagine that people would bother making a fake news about something similar, but I should have known better.
     
  15. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Two Truths & Lie winner! star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    yeah but c'mon, gez has a point - if you're gonna do a thread about someone dead, make sure.


    also why does he get a special thread? there's dead people everywhere
     
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  16. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I contend it's ambiguous because I’m referring to a hypothetical fictional addressee c.r. Fan fiction and RPF guidelines regarding the word “bitch,” man. :p
     
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  17. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 8

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    I think 3sm1r meant to say "Noam Chomsky dissects the American empire."
     
  18. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    He has/had a great name. Noam Chomsky. It’s like onomatopoeia for when you’re eating a delicious sandwich.
     
  19. SateleNovelist11

    SateleNovelist11 Force Ghost star 6

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    I read the title of this a few minutes ago and found it damn hilarious. Thanks, Point Given.
     
  20. mnjedi

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    I wish Willie Mays got better.
     
  21. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Willie Mays didn't live, *****.
     
  22. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Someone must be sacrificed to Death.
     
  23. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    My friend has a lawn ornament called Gnome Chomsky. She got her degree in linguistics and another friend found the gnome.
     
  24. Count Yubnub

    Count Yubnub Chosen One star 5

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    Your linguistics friend will undoubtedly be familiar with Nim Chimpsky, one of those chimpanzees that they tried to teach a form of sign language.
     
  25. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Force Ghost star 5

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    Didn't Good Will Hunting name drop Chomsky in one of his tirades about how smart he is?
     
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