O Brother where art thou? Favorite quotes...

Pete: Do not....seek....the treasure!

Delmar: I thought....you...was a....toad!

 

I don't want no FOP. I'm a Dapper Dan man!

 

I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!

 

I slaughtered this horse last week....I think she's startin' to turn!

 

The color guard is colored!

 

Man: I have no name.

Everitt: Well, that may be the reason you haven't found gainful employment. :^)

Pete: I seen 'em first!

Everitt: Damn, we're in a tight spot!

 

The Coen Brothers' movies always have fantastic quotes, especially this one

Pete - "Those sy-reens loved Pete up and turned into a hhhhhorrrrnay toad!!!"

Pete - "Gopher Everett?"

Pete - "I vote for yours truly"

Everett - "Well I'm voting for yours truly too"

Delmar - "I'm with you fellas"

Delmar - "Well we were fixin' to fornicate too!"

Everett - "Well isn't this place just a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere. A dozen hair nets please!"

Baby Face Nelson - "Cows! I hate cows more than I hate coppers!" shoots cows with machine gun

Everett - "Baptism! You guys are as bright as a box of hammers!"

Delmar - "We thought you was a toad!"

Delmar "It's a straight and narrow from here on out. They even forgave me for knocking over that Piggly Wiggly in Mobile!"

 

Basically the whole movie, but mainly the one line "how's my hair?" at the most inopportune times is probably the most hilarious for me.

 

PETE
No treasure... I had two weeks left on my sentence.

EVERETT
I couldn't wait two weeks! She's gettin' married tomorra!

PETE
With my added time for the escape, I don't get out now 'til 1987... I'll be eighty-four years old.

DELMAR
Huh. I guess they'll tack on fifty years for me too.

EVERETT
Boys, we was chained together. I hadda tell ya somethin'. Bustin' out alone was not a option!

PETE
Eighty-four years old.

DELMAR
I'll only be eighty-two.

 

The whole movie is good quotes from beginning to end

 

"I thought you wuz a toad."

"Gee, were in a tight spot."

My personal fav. "How long will it take for some Dapper Dan?
Two weeks.
Two weeks? Well aren't you a geographical oddity. Two weeks from no where."

That slays me everytime.

 

That's my favorite too.

 

Ulysess: Damn, we're in a tight spot!

Delmar: Well, looks like George is back on top again.

 

Up for a highly quotable flick. None of which I can think of at the moment. I just like reading them

 

"Friend, some of your foldin' money has come unstowed."

Actually, I'm not sure why I remember that.

 

I like the smell of my hair treatment, the pleasin' odor's half the point!

 

"Delmar's a reborn Christian, this guy sold his soul to the Devil, and I'm the only one here who remains unaffiliated." Or something like that.

"I'll only be 82!"

"We...thought...you...was...a...toad!"

"But we was fixin' to fornicate!"

"You can't swear at my fiaaaaaaaaancee!"

"He's bona fide!" "He's a suitor!"

 

"Them Si-reens turned him in to a horny toad!"

hehe...

 

"Why'd you go and do it, son? To sell your immortal soul . . ."

"Well, I wasn't usin' it."