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Obi-Wan the Alcoholic

Discussion in 'Archive: Attack of the Clones' started by ST-TPM-ASF-TNE, Nov 16, 2002.

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  1. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE

    ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    We see Obi-Wan have two drinks during AOTC, his first when in the nightclub, and the second when he meets Dex.

    Since it's a rare thing to see a SW character drink something, it's safe to assume Obi-Wan has a problem ;)
     
  2. YodaJeff

    YodaJeff Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I don't know, is Jawa Juice alcoholic?
     
  3. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE

    ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm not sure. He just seemed eager to drink it though ;)
     
  4. Even__Piell

    Even__Piell Jedi Padawan star 4

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    he should have bought that deathstick...
     
  5. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    Is Jawa Juice made By Jawas or is it made from Jawas?????/
     
  6. Even__Piell

    Even__Piell Jedi Padawan star 4

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    suddenly, i dont want to kno [face_plain]

    [runs away and barfs]
     
  7. Darth-KrayzieBone

    Darth-KrayzieBone Jedi Master star 3

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    One true alcoholic drink doesnt make you an alcoholic. ;)
     
  8. Even__Piell

    Even__Piell Jedi Padawan star 4

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    unless the drink is 100% alcohol...and then he uses the force to give it an extra kick
     
  9. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    But that was two, in a two days. Sounds like it's an ongoing thing.
     
  10. foxbatkllr

    foxbatkllr Jedi Knight star 6

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    Jawa Juice cannot be alcoholic, because everytime Obi-Wan has a drink, someone loses an arm and nobody lost one at Dex's Diner.
     
  11. Even__Piell

    Even__Piell Jedi Padawan star 4

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  12. Sophita

    Sophita Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    LMFAO. Perhaps that's what starts the tragic duel in Episode III.

    "Master...Perhaps you've had enough."

    "Thassh enough, my very young Padawash! I'sh had ENOUSH lip from yoush!" *snap-hiss*
     
  13. sdp

    sdp Jedi Master star 2

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    everyone needs a drink once in a while!! ;)
     
  14. That_Wascally_Droid

    That_Wascally_Droid Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL Sophita =D
     
  15. Grilled-Sarlacc

    Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [image=http://www.sgtfretsurfer.com/Grilled-Sarlacc/jawajuice.jpg]
     
  16. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    LOL but I still don't know if JawaJuice is made by Jawas or is made out of jawas
     
  17. darkOmegazer0

    darkOmegazer0 Jedi Master star 4

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    LOL that's good. I think Jawa Juice is more like coffee.
     
  18. Darth_Prozac

    Darth_Prozac Jedi Youngling star 3

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    We always joked about Obi Wan being a drunk because of all the bottles around his messy house on Tattooine. His place was a dump, he looked hung over and there are bottles every where.

    Woudn't you drink if Anakin was your padawan?
     
  19. Padawan915

    Padawan915 Jedi Master star 6

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    If my Padawan was Anakin, I sure as heck would develop a heavy drinking habit. You'd need it. I would be drinking every night. And true, all arms chopped off by Obi-Wan are while he is drinking. Obviously he has some bad coordination. :p
     
  20. Sophita

    Sophita Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    If Anakin were my padawan, I'd prolly just be oogling the eye-candy instead of drinking. 0_o :p

    Now, on the other hand, if Obi-Wan or Jar Jar was my padawan... :p
     
  21. That_Wascally_Droid

    That_Wascally_Droid Jedi Knight star 6

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    What about Yoda?
    Somebody had to train him!
    I bet Yoda was quite the looker back in the day. . .
     
  22. SaberGiiett7

    SaberGiiett7 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I remember way back when a thread was made on this very issue.

    BTW I agree with foxbatkllr.
     
  23. Darth_Howell_III

    Darth_Howell_III Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not to mention, a bit of the ol' ripple sure brings out the beast in Obi-Wan.

    2 movies, 2 bars, 2 amputations.
     
  24. ADMIRALSPUZZUM

    ADMIRALSPUZZUM Jedi Padawan star 4

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    At the bar supposedly he is drinking blue milk (looks more like blue syrup :p )

    Jawa juice, I have no idea.
     
  25. Audiobot

    Audiobot Jedi Youngling

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    Assuming that Jawa juice does contain alcohol, and that Obi-Wan likes to sever limbs when sloshed. you have to admire his self control in the diner

    (glug glug glug)
    (eyes Dex carefully)
    (hand goes to lightsaber hilt)

    Tight close-up, Obi-Wan's face.

    Obi Wan: (voiceover) So many arms...so many arms...he's my friend but sooo many arms...
     
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