oh fishy fishy fishy fish

I wonder where that fish has gone.

You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.

And it went wherever I did go.

Is it in the cupboard?

Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.

And it went wherever I did go.

It is a most elusive fish!

And it went wherever I did go.

Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.

Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

That went wherever I did go.





(post strange poetry here)

 

Look up his trousers!

Monty Python fan, are you?

 

Hrm. This looks like a case for flying_fishi.

!razzamataz

 

Fish are evil.

 

I just had some fish for dinner...

 

weird... i'm having fish as well.

...wonder what that means.


...things can get dull here in the JCC...

fresh grilled salmon is my favorite fish.

 

Yeah, where has halibut gone?

 

Time for the Fish Slapping Dance!

*cues Monty Python sketch*

 

I love the fish slapping dance!

I like the Meaning of Life too
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It was... THE SALMON MOUSSE.

 

And it WAS salmon btw.

 

I don't think TheBiggerFish would approve of this thread!

But other then her, fish are evil. Hideous slippery smelly things. Bad experience in at the trout farm.

 

:ne unjugged rabbit fish later..::
Terrible!

 

[face_shocked].....jumps back into catfish pond.

 

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries, I fart in your general direction, pigdogs.

I hate you all.

 

Before seeing Insomnia I didn't even know halibut was a kind of fish

 

You tiny-brained wipers of other peoples bottoms!


But back on topic (whatever the topic is)...you must chop down the forest with...a herring!

 

a herring?

no. it can't be done.

 

Mmmm... herring

 

Sung by Mr Ed:

I'm sticking with you
'Cause I'm made out of glue
Anything you might do
I wanna do to

 

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!

(Lewis Carroll was the master of strange poetry)

btw, in case you haven't figured this out, this thread has three topics: fish (any kind, shape, or form), monty python references, and strange poetry (or weird sayings/songs)

 

Llamas eat bananas,
But the banana ate the llama.
The farmer ate the banana,
And so he ate the llama.


Made it up myself. Smashing stuff.

 

Whale: Did you know, that the average fish today contains more mercury than a rectal thermometer?

Quinn-fish: Yeah, uh, I think I read that someplace.

Whale: Would you eat a rectal thermometer?? Answer me, d@mn you!

Quinn-fish: Uhh.. no.

Whale: Well, I would.

The whale slurps up the Quinn-fish.

Quinn-fish: (taken by surprise) Hey, wh - oogh!

Whale: Ahh, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.. mmm..

Quinn-fish: Hey!! @$$!! I gotta be at work in three hours!!

 

Monty Python Appreciation Thread

Check this out too.

Oh, and KILL THE ELEPHANT! That thing gave me some really deranged nightmares.

 

So long, and thanks for all the fish.