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Oh my god. I think a little spider was trying to create a home in my coffee maker.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Zas, Oct 2, 2008.

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  1. Zas

    Zas Jedi Knight star 6

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    I saw it sitting on some of the front buttons when I left for work today, but I was in a hurry, so I didn't worry about it . . .

    And then I left work early due to a migraine. But now I feel okay. But I wanted to clean my place and maybe do some art. So I opened up the coffee maker and mr. spider was totally getting cozy in the filter area!!




    . . . I hope any other spiders within my home heard its screams as I washed it down the drain with scalding hot water. [face_skull]
     
  2. Darrkwolff

    Darrkwolff Jedi Knight star 5

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    The itsy bitsy spider went down the water spout.

    Down came the Goblin and punched the spider out.


    [face_dancing]
     
  3. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A woman who kills spiders on her own? Marry me, I need someone to protect me from spiders! [face_love]
     
  4. Darrkwolff

    Darrkwolff Jedi Knight star 5

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    o_O
     
  5. swgurusgirl

    swgurusgirl Jedi Padawan star 3

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    Tony makes me kill all the spiders in the house... he screams like a little girl and then runs away and tells me to kill it... Yea...:rolleyes:
     
  6. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    At least you found it BEFORE you made the coffee:
    http://www.gazetteonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080926/NEWS/709269945/1006/news
     
  7. JediFarfy

    JediFarfy Jedi Master star 4

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    Spiders deserve what they get. If they enter the house, they WILL die.

    I killed one about 6" in diameter two weeks ago. [face_hypnotized]

    JF
     
  8. Import_Jedi

    Import_Jedi Force Ghost star 6

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    I hope all other ants within my home heard the screams of the one ant I flicked out the window to its death this morning, after I found it loitering along the window sill of the bathroom located on the second floor. [face_skull]
     
  9. Spiderfan

    Spiderfan Jedi Knight star 5

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    Guess I am not visiting Zas anytime soon.
     
  10. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Try living in the tropics.
    I am currently battling 4 insect/reptile/vermin infestations.
    is it worth it?
     
  11. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    One time I was going to drink a cup of coffee at work and saw a bunch of ants floating in the cup. They had gotten into the sugar.
    I looked at them, decided they shouldn't have gotten scalded to death for nothing and drank it down.
     
  12. Debo

    Debo Force Ghost star 6

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    You could've just tossed it out of the window instead of going psycho on it. Unless you are a psycho of course, then you couldn't help it.
     
  13. Zas

    Zas Jedi Knight star 6

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    Please. That's a bit more Fatal Attraction than Psycho. :rolleyes:


    :p
     
  14. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What did that spider ever do to you?

    Why must you murder?
     
  15. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler & Former Mod/Wacky Wed. Winner star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Winner

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    Prenn, they don't belong in the house.

    I give fair warning to all spiders. I see you, I kill you.
     
  16. Import_Jedi

    Import_Jedi Force Ghost star 6

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    [image=http://www.scopetronics.com/assets/gallery/pducci1.jpg]

    "BRING IT."
     
  17. George_Roper

    George_Roper Jedi Knight star 7

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    You do know that if you wash a spider down the drain with scalding hot water one of its relatives will come and lay eggs in your ear while you are sleeping, don't you?
     
  18. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Chosen One star 6

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    I had a fair sized spider (about 1/2 inch guy) land on a book I was reading in bed - then on the pillow. In short order, both pillow and spider flew to the floor and back to his rightful place looking for fleas and other assorted creepys that I don't need hanging about.

    Wasps however - enter my home and you are 409/bleach/window spray until you reach a flat *squish* zone.
     
  19. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    My cats take care of spiders in our house for the most part. If they arn't doing their job they get a stern lecture.
     
  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Spiders are the one thing on this world I wish would go extinct. I could not even look directly at Shelob during ROTK.
     
  21. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    I could because it was getting beat up.[face_dancing]
     
  22. Jedi-Anakin-Solo

    Jedi-Anakin-Solo Force Ghost star 6

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    [image=http://davidszondy.com/ephemeral/green-goblin01.jpg]

    Exactly what I was thinking.
     
  23. DK_Force85

    DK_Force85 Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm totally going to take this statement at face value and not consider for a second it might be even slightly exaggerated.
     
  24. snowspeeder_gunner

    snowspeeder_gunner Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My older sister told me this when I was 6. I went to bed with earmuffs on for a month.

    *gets earmuffs out*


     
  25. JediYvette

    JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    AHH SPIDERS!!!!!

    *screams girlishly and runs away*
     
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