Okay, I think my cousin is hitting on me.

Everytime we talk she gets awfully close to me and stuff. She just put her hand on my leg. I think shes hitting on me. She's awfully hot though. Here's a picture:

[image=http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid36/p49fc371d86e405f4cc0c39b7f6259bb3/fd2642e9.jpg.orig.jpg]

Oh by the way she isn't a first cousin...shes like my moms cousins daughter.

Bria edit: I realize I am locking this a bit late but I want to make sure this topic is not upped. Now for why I am locking this: Far too many posts in here are borderline or do actually cross the line of appropriateness. Posts are not supposed to be sexually oriented and far too many are. This topic just isn't ok. [/b][/color]

 

Innapropriate

 

You can't do that.

Send her my way, I'll cure her of this.

¤Night

 

Uh... she's your cousin, dude.

Can I have her number?

 

Hey, wait. Isn't that a picture of some actress?

The ditzy girl from Cruel Intentions?

EDIT: If not, then I defer to my first post.

 

1) Go for it!

2) In the name of god, don't tell her you put her pic on the internet, otherwise number 1) becomes null and void.

 

2) In the name of god, don't tell her you put her pic on the internet, otherwise number 1) becomes null and void.

Uhh, she put the pic on the internet.

 

C.I.L.F.

 

What?

 

In that case, I alter 2) to "In the name of god, don't tell her you posted her pic on a Star Wars forum where you proceeded to ask romantic advice."


EDIT: Cousin I'd Like to... [PG]have Fun with.[/PG]

 

Pretend you are living in the Old South. I would give in to her if she was my SISTER.

 

If she's your Mom's cousin's daughter, that means that the closest you are related is your Mom's grandparents who were your great-grandparents. No worries about 2-headed babies there.

Do what you gotta do.

 

A different version of MILF

 

Ehhh first DOT wanted his friend`s mom,now this.
This reminds me of a JC version of The Royal Tannebaums.

 

Go for it

 

Ehhh first DOT wanted his friend`s mom,now this.

I still want her.

And she will be mine, oh yes....

 

Anything past second cousin is fair game.

Beat them junts. Beat them out the frame.

 

Are my eyes deceiving me, or is she a little "cold" in that picture?

It seems that its a little nipply outside, wherever she is.

 

As long as she is not a first or second cousin, you have no problems.

 

Okay guys, I think thats enough to make me go for it. What a convenient way to get some for the first time.




gawd i feel all tingly thinking about going with it next time she starts hitting on me.

 

Inappropriate

 

but cousins are okay right? guys im being serious okay.

 

I think I`m goin be sick.
Jedi_Nailbiter the slack jawed yokel!

 

No Blood Relation------> Get some, get some

 

I believe so...