One Fruit Loop short of a box of cereal...

Alright...Yes, It's true!
We ARE one Fruit Loop Short of a full bbox of cereal! And there is only one way TO STOP IT!

WE must find the missing Fruit Loop!!
How can the leading senator's, officals and impotent..uh..i mean..IMPORTANT! people make important decsicions without their Trusty breakfast of Fruit Loop Cereal!

It's an Intergallatic CRISIS!
We need hero's and heroine's! (the saving kind not the addicts)NOW!

Come sign up! The Galaxy needs YOU!!

 

Mwahahahahahar. I'll start
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Senator O_J sat t her breakfast table eating her fruit loops when she noticed something. ONE WAS MISSING. She looked across the table at her good friend Mid who was also eating fruit loops. "Mid we have a crisis. There is ONE fruit loop missing from the box."

Mis jumped up onto the table and ran over to the box and looked into it. "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO" She screamed raising her voice to the heavens.

O_J backed away into a corner and bgun to sob and mummer things such as. "Must have last fruit loop." and "I need a full box for my limited addition Death Star" She rocked back and forth when Mid activated her com-link.

"Hallo Jedi council. This is Darth... I mean Supreme Chancellor Mid. I need a Jedi teAm here NOW."

Mace Windu's voice came over the com-link. "What for?"

Mid's mouth fell open. "WE ARE ONE FRUIT LOOP SHORT OF A FULL BOX OF CEREAL AND NEED TO FIND IT." She yelled.

Mace's voice came over " Why didn't you say so. I'll Send Obi-Wan Kenobi and Legolas there right away."

 

~ A few days later ~

"ARe you sure this is where the Fruit Loop was lost?" inquires Obi-Wan Kenobi, his apprentice Dar-uh-Anakin Skywalker standing next to him.

"Posative! Where else could it have disappeared?" Senator OJ remarks searching amoungst the bushes.

Supreme Chancellor Mid arches an eyebrow at the Senator scuffling about on the ground before returning her gaze to the scenery of the planet.

Endor's Moon, was rather pretty in a prehastoric sort of sense. The towering trees substituted the absence of any of the usual tall skyscrapers that crowded Courusant.

"Master! Look!" Anakin says pointing to a particularly thick batch of bushes, "I sense something coming from there."

"I know Padwan, i feel it too. Chancellor, Senator you must return to the safety of the ship. We cannot risk your lives." Obi-Wan motions for the two officals to go back

"Make me!This is MY Fruit Loop!"objects Senator OJ.

"Please Senator, we don't have time to discuss this,"

Chancellor smiles grimly, hmm..this may just be my chance that i have been looking for.., "Very well, Master Jedi, as you wish."

Mid walks off to the awaiting ship, holding her black robes of office so that they do not snag on any of the low lying flora.

 

Senator OJ looked around. She had noticed that Anakin had followed Mid back to the ship leaving her alone with Obi-Wan and a missing Legolas.

"So." Obi-Wan says as he loks around the varies bushed about.

"So what about this disturbance you felt." OJ snapped back. Trying to think of where the missing fruit loop cold have gone.

Suddenly Legolas comes running out of no where screaming "I've found it. I've found it."

Senator OJ runs up to Legolas and sees what he is holding before slapping him around the head. "You idiot this is a frosty flake. NOT a fruit loop."

 

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Up!!!! Find the Fruit Loop!!!!

 

Chancellor Mid, turned around and was mommentarily surprised to find Anakin had followed her.

"You know why we are here?" Mid asks in a rather serious voice.

"Of course, without the Fruit Loop no Senator will be normal again!" replies Anakin.

(not that they were normal to begin with..but you get the idea..)

"Exactky, you must find the Fruit Loop! Perhaps..no..only then will Master Kenobi truely see that you are powerful and mature enough to finish your training and become the greatest Jedi that i forsee you to become!" Chancellor Mid turns away to observe an imaginary speck in the forrest distance

 

OJ looked around before punching Legolas square in the jaw. "Next time bring me the FRUIT LOOP." She screamed at the top of her voice. She went to go punch the fallen man again but Obi-Wan held her back. "let me go." SHe yelled.

Obi-Wan held on to her tightly. "No." He said in a strong voice as his hand clampped OJ's arms to her body. "We WILL find the missing friut loops Senator OJ but you must keep calm."

"CALM. CALM" OJ shouted. "I will not stay calm."

 

And after writing this, you're STILL one fruit loop short?

 

Chancellor Mid smiled slightly, she knew she had struck a note with Anakin (That over abnoxious, testosterone high prat...although quite pleasant to look at..*cough*..nevermind.)

"I wish he could see me the way you do Chancellor Mid," Anakin replies a note of whistfulness in his voice.

"Well, you cannot have everything your way..Look!" *points to where the others were, "Who's that?"

Mid and Anakin squint into the distance to see a tall blonde dude getting slapped by OJ, " I don't know, but we'll find out." Anakin leads the way back to the other two and the strange blonde dude.

 

While the Jedi and politicians were preoccupied with a character from another genre, a dark and mysterious figure sneaks up to the breakfast table. The intruder was distinctly female, wearing an all black cheerleader's out fit with the word SITH stitched in red across her...um, chest.

Darth Mall, terror of clothing store clerks everywhere, quietly removed the bag of Fruit Loops from its box. Setting the bag aside, she picked up the box and turned it over. The missing Fruit Loop came tumbling out and into her open hand.

"Like, wow! I found it!" she squealed triumphantly.

Every eye turned her way.

"Oh, fudge."

 

Yay!!!

More please!!

 

*LMAO!* That was so funny First Evil!
_Mid

 

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