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Onion Bagels....WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!?!

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by TheGuardianofArlon, Mar 25, 2011.

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  1. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    I have not been able to find Onion Bagels anywhere at any stores.


    WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM ALL?!?!


    :_| :_|
     
  2. IellaAntilles

    IellaAntilles Jedi Youngling star 3

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    http://www.amazon.com/Thomas-Bagels-Onion-Pre-Sliced-22-oz/dp/B0005ZJCG8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1301083999&sr=8-1
     
  3. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dunkin Donuts.
     
  4. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    No not even at Dunkin. Not at Panera Bread either....


     
  5. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh. Well we have tons of them at the ones up here. I can't eat them though because I'm either working with the public or with my man, and I don't want to be excreting onions out of my bumcakes.
     
  6. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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  7. TheModFavorite

    TheModFavorite Jedi Master star 4

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    i have absconded with all the onion bagels, arlon! all of them!!!!! what are you going to do about it?
     
  8. xblackout

    xblackout Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Maybe you'll find them if you & enough friends pray for them.
     
  9. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    All the onions were damaged by fallout from Japan. They became radioactive and mutated, giving them sentient thought. All onions and onion-related products have been removed from stores as a precaution to guard against a possible onion stealth war. Blame Homeland Security.

    I'm really surprised you haven't heard about this. It's been covered by all the cable news networks.


    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  10. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Nah, all domestic onions were grown in California and they fell into the ocean.
     
  11. Thor_Of_Asgard

    Thor_Of_Asgard Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The son of Odin has taken them to Asgard to prepare for his movie premiere.
     
  12. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    Yeah I don't think so...

    FINALLY, we found some today at Walmart. They didn't have them for the longest time. Now they have them. Yay.
     
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    Did they have live chickens at this Wally World?

    They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions :cool:
     
  14. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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  15. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    The next time you're there, ask how come they don't.

    They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions :cool:
     
  16. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    Why you got some at yours?
     
  17. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    Nope.

    They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions :cool:
     
  18. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    Then unless they put them in their garden section, I don't think they'll ever have them.
     
  19. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    they have live chickens at the walmart down the street from me. but i've never bought one.
     
  20. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    Do they brand those chickens with the Wally World logo?

    They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions :cool:
     
  21. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost star 7

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    I...ate them. I ate them all. Not just the onion, but the blueberry, and the sesame!
     
  22. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    If Richard Feynman searched for bagels it would read like this thread.
     
  23. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Arlol, they are ridiculously easy to make... for the cost of one bagel at the store, you can make a dozen. Men are allowed to cook in the bizarro reality you live in, right?

    Give it a try
     
  24. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    Of course we cook, oy.:rolleyes:

    Making homemade bagels was discussed once before. Thanks for the recipe.
     
  25. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    arlon what is your favorite thing to cook?
     
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