Opposite Day

This day cannot exist.

Up = Down
Left = Right
North = South
Existance = Nonexistance

So, if someone declared "opposite day" they should disappear

 

If everyone disappeared that would mean that Johnny Depp would disappear and I would be GLAD. I hate that guy.

 

You cannot post here. It is opposite day.

You should be outside on a swing or something

 

I feel so comfortable with all of these layers of clothes on.
Girls disgust me.

PANTIES!!!

 

I think this thread is a great idea! (wait, are smilies opposite also? )

 

They couldn't declare it was opposite day after opposite day started, or it would have to be the opposite of opposite day, which would put you into an endless loop of illogic.

 

So hot snow falls up?

 

I hate this place its filled with SW geeks

 

So, if someone declared "opposite day" they should disappear

Whenever someone at school said "Opposite Day!" I would always stymie them with the fact that opposite day cannot actually exist by its very nature. I was quite the party pooper.

 

::Insert really rude comment here:: (which would actually mean something nice on Opposite Day)

 

teeheeheehee

"hey Patrick, you're the worst neighbor EVER. I hope I never talk to you again, you big silly loser!!!"

*sigh* opposite day... where's Foxi when I need a SB references???

 

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Breathing=nonbreathing


I agree

edit:
Rage of EZLN: moldy bagle soup
Rage of EZLN: no
Rage of EZLN: ugh
Rage of EZLN: i messed up
Rage of EZLN: **moldy bowling ball soup
jdawg101392: ok
Rage of EZLN: yay'
jdawg101392: yay
Rage of EZLN: boo
jdawg101392: oob
Rage of EZLN: woo yay
jdawg101392: yay oow
Rage of EZLN: arg
jdawg101392: gra
Rage of EZLN: bra
jdawg101392: arb
Rage of EZLN: arg
jdawg101392: gra
Rage of EZLN: mardi
jdawg101392: idram
Rage of EZLN: asiHNG"E
jdawg101392: E"GNHisa
Rage of EZLN: kcuf
jdawg101392: ****
Rage of EZLN:
jdawg101392: O:
Rage of EZLN: oh man
jdawg101392: nam ho
Rage of EZLN: **!

/,,/
Rock on!

 

*buries*

 

if opposite day actually existed then I would like you all.

thankfully that will never come to pass

 

By declaring opposite day does that negate it's existance completely? Because what is the opposite of opposite day? What am I talking about?

 

WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF PURPLE?!

 

less-purple

Bart: What's the opposite of shame?
Marge: Pride?
Bart: No, that's not it.
Homer: Less-shame?
Bart: Yeah.

 

But if it's opposite day wouldn't when you say less-purple you mean more purple?

 

Armenian_Jedi would say something intelligent and worth reading.