JCC Outback, Longhorn, Logan’s, or Texas Roadhouse?

Which do you prefer: Outback Steakhouse, LongHorn Steakhouse, Logan’s Roadhouse, or Texas Roadhouse?

 

Longhorn is the correct answer.

 

Duh, all of the above.

 

Ender shouldn't have made his "favorite jebba poll" thread so early

 

You really like chain restaurants, huh?

 

Hmm, I was just wondering what had happened to those other threads...and all the sudden, a new one!

 

had prime rib from logans last night. i did use to love Outback but their restaurants are so loud
i'll go with Texas Roadhouse though

 

Translation of options-

how do you like your steak out of the following:

• A mouldy piece of shoe leather run over by a hummer
• Discarded shards of charred tyre rubber doused in ranch dressing
• Hormone invested and chemically processed GMO beef jerky coated in molasses
• Braised steak mixed with lard and deep fried for bodily consistency of the meat

You may only choose one.

 

I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely going with the hormones and chemicals.

 

Michael Scott

 

The correct answer is Goode Company.

 

I liked this place called Western Sizzlin because they'd give you a picture of a cow and some crayons and you'd color it in and they'd hang it up on the wall.

 

Patently untrue; you can easily select multiple options the way the poll is currently set up.

No, the real horror comes not from the realization of the underlying reality of the steaks, or the number of steaks, but rather that knowing all of these things, being aware of quantity, will not save you. Opting out will not save you. Outback, Longhorn, Logan's, or Texas Roadhouse? Civilization or destruction? Can you deny the steak chain poll? Can the steak chain poll dare deny itself? If you choose not to decide have you not still made a choice guided by the options you have been forced to consider - the so-called "options" which are in fact the sum total of your existence? Knowing this poll you can no longer escape it. Your life has been permanently altered by its mere being. Even if you believe in some distant day that you have forgotten it the record of discharged neurons exists in the cosmic interplay of matter and energy. When you die will they say anything of you? Will they at least know of this poll? Will not the poll be death itself and yet also life?!

 

Yes, you can have multiple options but only one of them will be tasted prior to cardiac arrest. It's called a false democracy.

 

How do you like your steak cooked? Medium rare, or incorrectly?

 

Texas Roadhouse for sure. I used to love Outback, but they've substantially reduced their portion sizes and simultaneously increased the price. I haven't been there in more than three years.

 

I like to eat my steak while it's tearfully pleading for me to stop eating it.

 

Do you only like eateries favoured by the poor?

 

I'm pretty sure Ted Nugent and Kid Rock would enjoy these eateries.

 

Once again jebba's poll fails to measure up.

 

This is brilliant, we're totally being out-trolled