Ozzy Osborne to appear in the new movie

Since, of course, the emperor gets his own musical in this movie, they needed someone with a good voice to be singing it. So Ozzy Osborne will fill in for the emperor during the brief musical scene.

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Aha, so this confirms the rumour that Ian McDiarmid will be replaced by a bizarre old woman/chimpanzee hybrid.

DL

 

Oh no, George, what will you do next?

Have Luke kiss Leia? Ewwwwwww!

 

Yeah right, That's about as plausible as N'Sync being in a Star Wars movie.

 

Bah, Ozzy is a hack. We need some real musical talent for a film as important as Episode IV. I suggest...

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