Paris Hilton's gaping black hole of a vagina thead fan club.

After reading this atrocious quote:

"So she IS a down-to-earth girl?
I thought she was like one of those stupid *****s like Paris Hilton and stupid crap like that."

I decided that we need a Paris Hilton fan club to prove the haters WRONG.

YES SHE PROBABLY HAS HERPES
YES HER VAGINA IS A GAPING BLACK HOLE
YES SHE CAN'T ACT

BUTTTTTTTTT she is awesome.

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And she rocked in Repo.
So share the love. Haters stay away.

Can't use that word that way.

 

I was just about to post a link to Come Up and Try My New Parts...the only thing that ever made me jealous of Paris Hilton.

Graverobber...

 

It has been reported that during the campaign, the Obama girls expressed disgust at the mere thought of staying at a Hilton hotel, because of the association with this woman. This proves their preeminence and wisdom in all things. Everyone should emulate and adore them.

~J-w

 

Is there any proof that she's especially promiscuous or that she sleeps with that many guys? Sure, she's an idiot and sure, she has a very public sex tape, but that doesn't constitute *****iness.




*hates*

 

She should go to the Middle East and shoot killer crabs out of her vag. She'd defeat Al-Queda and become an American hero.

 

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Repo was highly overrated.

There, I said it.

 

Repo was absolute rubbish.

 

I've never bothered to watch Repo, nor find out what the **** it is.

 

Beat me to it.

 

I have never seen the grand canyon that is Paris Hilton's wa-heena... and I am thankful.

 

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I don't get it.

 

Well Lee, you think that sex is icky because of vag smell that you've only heard about.... so that isn't all that surprising.

 

The Robot Chicken bit where Nicole Ritchie gets into prison to break out Paris Hilton is pretty funny. I recommend it. It's on Adult Swim's website, in their video section. I don't think I can link to it, but even it I could, the mods would frown on it, for very NSFW material. You'd see why.

 

Your existence is absolute rubbish.

 

I really really really disliked Repo. I had been following it for over a year too, I was very disappointed I didn't like it.

Scummy

 

Wow. Paris haters and Repo haters. You people must be Expanded Universe fans.

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If she came at me dressed like that I'd let her kick me in the face with a 20-eye leather boot.

Edit: Best thread title ever.

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Making sure you're gear is properly worn before penetration is key:

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Don't try to defend that piece of crap film, no, just attack me. That's the adult thing to do.

 

One night stand, why not.

 

Gersh, just remember to triple bag it. A one night stand is not worth the crotch rotch. I would also advise against kissing.

 

I love Repo!, it's one of my favorite movies. And being able to meet tons of people behind it and watch its development was very intensely inspiring as an creator myself. I try not to recommend it to anyone because I have no way of knowing who would or wouldn't like it. The fun and inspiration (and the sexy!) it's brought into my life is more than enough for me to be good(read:GREAT) with it.

Paris Hilton seems like a sweetheart a sharp/excellent business woman. I think there's a lot to admire about her- In particular how strong she's been in the face of people automatically talking **** about her without ever having met (let alone, actually having gotten to know) her themselves. I also think Jesus and the Buddha would get along with her just fine.

 

Paris Hilton's vagina is overbooked.