Police: Woman kept robber as sex slave

This is a new one...


KALUGA, Russia, April 15 (UPI) -- Russian police said a female hairdresser was arrested for allegedly keeping an unsuccessful armed robber bound as a sex slave for two days.

Web site Life.ru quoted police as saying the 32-year-old man entered the hair salon at about 5 p.m. March 14, brandished a gun and demanded money from workers and customers, The Moscow Times reported Wednesday.

However, the 28-year-old hairdresser, who had martial arts training, disarmed the man and bound him hair-dryer cord.

Police told Life.ru that the woman then allegedly kept the man gagged and handcuffed to a radiator for 48 hours. She is accused of forcing him to take Viagra and forcing him to have sex with her multiple times.

The woman let her prisoner go March 16 and he went to police after seeking treatment for injuries to his genitals.

The Web site said the man filed a complaint asking for the hairdresser to be brought up on charges for "actions of a sexual nature." The woman filed a complaint the next day seeking armed robbery charges against the man.

"I don't know what's going to happen now," Life.ru quoted a police source as saying. "We could put both of them behind bars: him for robbery, her for rape and assault."


IN SOVIET RUSSIA ________________!

And...go.

 

hairdresser ****s you.

I love the russians. For reals.

 

Sounds like the Robber has already done some hard time.

 

Why did you let him go, Kendra?

 

Win.

 

I know there's a Roger Moore quip in this story somewhere, but until I think of one I'll leave it at this:



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"It sounds like you've already done some hard time, Blofeld."

 

I had a hard time deciding what to do, but softened after a couple of days.

So did he.

 

With you?

INCONCEIVABLE!

 

Objectively it's horrible for anyone to be sexually assaulted... but at the same time, he was made into a sex slave by a RUSSIAN NINJA CHICK! It can't help but be a *little* funny.

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

*packs for a trip to Russia*

 

Roger Moore never technically dealt with Blofeld, due to legal issues over the rights to the character. The closest he came was in the teaser segment of "For Your Eyes Only" in which he deals with a bald, wheelchair bound, cat-stroking adversary whose face we never see. Of course it's meant to be Blofeld, but it's never explicitly determined due to the legal problems, which in fact led to the 'unofficial' Bond film "Never Say Never Again". Blofeld IS included in that film, which stars Sean Connery in his last return to the role of James Bond. Thus Connery and George Lazenby remain the only Bond actors to have OFFICIALLY faced Blofeld.

 

I love that he tried to press charges afterward (he was...let go...she let him go...yeah that's kind of funny) and she just responds--ok, but he attempted to rob me. Self-defense? I've never heard of this martial art before...restrain.rape.release?

Psychological castration?

 

who was 4 years younger than him...between that and it being his fault in the first place, I don't really see what he's complaining about

 

It was probably just the nasty reaction he had to the veet (veet veet); hence the "injuries to his genitals".

 

Well he wasn't lying when he said it was a stickup.

It would have been a *little* funny if she had killed him with her ninja skills. But rape is much more serious than that.

 

Goooooo martial arts(...and rape?)!

 

Am I the only one who thinks this might have just been a sex game gone wrong?

 

If this happened to a woman:
But no it happened to a man, so:

 

Now now, equal gender treatment only applies to women, not men.

 

accused of forcing him to take Viagra and forcing him to have sex with her multiple times


Holy Hell Batman.

 

Yeah, one can die from too much viagra. Too much penis, not enough blood pressure.

 

You post that as if you've had personal experience in this area.

 

That's why I said it still wasn't funny for anyone to get raped.

But it *is* funny for someone to get kidnapped by a Russian ninja chick whom he was trying to rob. That part's awesome. Let's put that in perspective.

-sj loves kevin spacey