POOPY SPRINKLES

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Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries

A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.

49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.

He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

Fecal Force, please.

 

and I raise you a

 

another reason i'm never going to texas again.

 

Yummy!

 

Too bad he's not a postman.

 

Makes me want to buy a pastry.

 

OMG take it to FF k?

 

Cody was drunk again.

 

NO

 

now thats why I refuse to eat from any open container that is gross

 

That's so wrong and hilarious. And wrong.

 

I do not find scatological humor to be humorous. But the Fecal Force does. Perhaps this would be better suited there?

 

I can see them all falling over themselves trying to locate this guy. Someone's printing up an "Honorary Member" certificate as we speak. As well as writing down the recipe.

 

Biological terrorism, that's what this is.

 

yuck...

 

Ooh...disgusting. Ick.